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Selphie Trabia

@selphietrabia.wombotuff.au

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A small rodent-like creature currently infesting a house in Australia. Spends its days writing, farming and engaging in esoteric fibre arts. Cohabitates with 21 chickens, 3 bunnies and a mate.

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · Apr 1

MY PIECE IS UP ON FLASH FICTION ONLINE TODAY! GET YOUR COPY OF THE APRIL 2025 ISSUE!
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Flash Fiction Online

Bold. Brief. Beautiful. Fiction in Fewer Words.

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 1d

USA friends, I have a question:

Are the people working at the waffle house supposed to be high as kites? If so, is this a bug or a feature?

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 2d

For that money, I would hope the stand is like.. full of gold or sth

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 2d

YOU MEAN A PIECE OF SCRAP PAPER?! LIKE THE ONES ALL OVER MY DESK? Omg.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 3d

I can't think of anything that isn't also useful! :(

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 3d

As a lightsaber emits light and is carried in the hands, it counts as a lantern for the lantern festival.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 5d

Ugh my innards... I hate everything.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 6d

Ugly Retro Girls Play Pretty Modern Games is streaming right now! Join us as we get into some cosy stress relief in Tiny Bookshop at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGir...

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Ugly Retro Girls Play Ugly Retro Games: The Spoopy Season (Let's Play Tiny Bookshop)

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 6d

I use only Mitsubishi .38s.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 7d

Mrs Cornelia Elliott would be so horrified if she attended our church today. XD

But the uniting church would probably freak her out in general.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 8d

Ugly Retro Girls Play Pretty Modern Games is streaming now! Join us as we, once again, go to the Seaside for a lovely relaxing time in Tiny Bookshop at www.twitch.tv/UglyRetroGir...

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Ugly Retro Girls Play Ugly Retro Games: Relaxing Time by the Seaside (Let's Play Tiny Bookshop)

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 9d

Reminds me of bewitched for some reason.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 9d

I am currently in a delicious tea or deadly poison dilemma.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 9d

Stab the moon!!!

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 9d

Drawing the clouds on the back.

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 10d

I can never make a nice omu rice

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 10d

Good.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 11d

I loooove lokum. I want so much

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 11d

Where the treats at.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 11d

(in other words, your dick ain't worth shit.)

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 11d

Shoutout to my favourite character in Tale of Genji, Lady Cicada Shell, who basically tells the hero politely to gtfo with the Japanese equivalent of "You're hot, kid, but you ain't got nothing going on down there."

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 14d

I'm pretty sure I've blown my brains out of my nose by now.

Stupid cold.

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Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 14d

I am jealous. Have a fun time there.

Couldn't make it this year.

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 14d

Uh. Depends on the country. I have some ideas...

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 14d

I want but... Australia. :(

Selphie Trabia @selphietrabia.wombotuff.au · 14d

I cooked it with barley rice. I also found the exact same brand of tuna in my local grocery store, so it is as accurate as can be.