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a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1h

I NEED MORE NAME IDEAS FOR CULT MEMBERS BTW

ALT: a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 1h

Its lowk really fucking annoying how jealous and gatekeepy I am. Like, oh, we have the same interest? Fuck you. You like my favorite band too? Uh, kys? Youre good at the same things as me? Hah, impossible.. We play thr same games? You're just a poser and don't like it nearly as much as me...yk?

a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2h

Even tho… I wanna gatekeep the peak so no dont play it

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2h

Help- uh yeah I turned him into furry hehehe

ALT: a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2h

It’s Walter y‘all!!

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 2h

YES.

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 4h

@siamesefeverdream.bsky.social it’s the one and only; Finn.

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 4h

How do rainbows smell like..

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 5h

Wait... how tf do eels reproduce..

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 6h

Im cooked… guess how much that shit cost.

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 8h

Should I do a trip to the city and go to my favorite streetfood restaurant and purchase some Pokémon packs?? Yes or no

a cartoon of a devil with a netflix logo on the bottom

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 8h

I am super normal abt pumpkins, trust

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 8h

Subtle pfp change..

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 9h

Well my dad said „the little black bastard from that show you’re watching“ but YESSSSS

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 9h

My mom AND my dad just said I am Luci irl without me even asking first they just said it this is so fire I am him

ALT: a cartoon of a devil with a netflix logo on the bottom

a cartoon of a devil with a netflix logo on the bottom

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 9h

My mom AND my dad just said I am Luci irl without me even asking first they just said it this is so fire I am him

ALT: a cartoon of a devil with a netflix logo on the bottom

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 9h

Im procrastinating cleaning my room and doing schoolwork rn… but uh yeah my hair is gonna go darker, like black. I really gave up on unnatural colors. Silver for you sounds sick tho!!

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 9h

Dying my hair again bc I’m bored and procrastinating. Ive only once ever dyed my hair an unnatural color, never doing that shit again bc everyone then for some reason automatically assumes youre gay or queer or some shit. So I’m just gonna dye it darker again.

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 9h

(Best I could find 💔)

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 10h

😼

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 10h

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Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 10h

Having to explain to my parents that the bruises on my legs come from (a boy being a boy jfc let me have some fun outdoors ofc I’m gonna get hurt) and also falling down the basement stairs, while the basement stairs are like the most obvious excuse ever so it sounds unbelievable..

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 10h

Very tuff trust me

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 10h

Crazy- someone get my guy a healthy sleep schedule please 😭🙏

Kaiser @secretly100rats.bsky.social · 10h

Bro wakes up at the craziest times..what are you doing to wake up at 13:00??