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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 1d

Prat

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 1d

" Andrew Sachs from Surrey writes in and says the person he'd most like to see eliminated is..."

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 2d

I'm in.

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 3d

I said a quiet Izzy Wizzy on the North Pier at Blackpool at the weekend.

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 3d

'Uncle Arthur' in Dad's Army

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 3d

My son was on trial at Barrow and drove to Southport instead of Stockport for a pre-season game. Only realised when he went into the away dressing room. Manager saw the funny side luckily.

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 3d

A mate went to see Fort William and turned up at a nice, neat little stadium. He mentioned to someone he'd come for the match and the guy said this is the shinty ground - the football ground is that field down the road.

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 5d

I saw a family in dryrobes going into an indoor golf thing in Blackpool yesterday. They can't have been swimming as the sea looked apocalyptic.

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 5d

I think it was the poet/presenter Mark Miwurdz who said that in Yorkshire the band The The were known as T' T'.

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 5d

And then charge a booking fee even though you've done all the work.

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 6d

I guess the likes of The Bad Blue Boys of Dinamo Zagreb had to start somewhere so fair play to these good lads at AFC Blackpool for getting behind their club.

#nonleague

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 6d

It always seems to me that Londoners - well the ones I see on telly- get a black cab to more or less cross the road, whereas I have to do a complicated cost benefit analysis. Is £20 worth being in bed an hour earlier ?

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 6d

You nearly had me there - it's Madame Tussauds.

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 6d

You left out Chris Mason

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 7d

He's like a bad pint of Guinness.

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 8d

Wools

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 8d

My dad used to call a good pair of trousers Victor Sylvesters ( for those not familiar, Sylvester was a popular dancer and bandleader in England). When I asked him why he replied " plenty of ballroom".

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 8d

For the flag waving geography teacher in your life

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 9d

Very much enjoyed his work in Old Harry's Game on the wireless.

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 9d

I found myself using a 50 year old birthday tankard in the garden over the summer as it kept the beer a bit cooler. One step away from tying bells to my knees and waving hankies.

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Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 9d

"The eyes follow you round the room"

Sean King @seanking61.bsky.social · 9d

McQueen is Dead

#McMorrissey