Ethan Dotson
@scruffe2.bsky.social
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Normal gets you nowhere……Let’s get weird #cbj #Crew96
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Who is giving that hat 98% positive reviews?
Beat Orlando, beat New York and let’s win the whole fucking thing #crew96
If this is true this would be the first time the crew have worn a collar on their kit since 2013. July 30th 2013 the sale to precourt was finalized….. is this a good omen or bad omen for the 2026 campaign? #crew96 #THSTruthSeekers
I agree that should have been used for CB depth it could have been for a player we don’t see in future plans or we wait and get that future piece with what we kept a hold of. It was Joel waterman or bust
It’s the MLS roster rules, every champion falters after they win because of roster structure, the crew got lucky with the good contacts a year longer
#crew96 we said yesterday the death of Hct is the death of the crews season!
#crew96 fans need to see the truth we have uncovered at Tinfoil Hat Society, the truth needed more eyes
We are also working on the theory that the girl who missed the pre game PK by 10 feet over the bar was Cincy fan sent to tear us down from the inside
#crew96 fans need to see the truth we have uncovered at Tinfoil Hat Society, the truth needed more eyes
“You can have as many as you want, just don’t let a ball in behind you” #crew96
The 4 players out with injuries from our best 11 would be helpful
Should we do a wellness check on Lassi? #crew96
At least the field will be wittle and not turf
Or they tried to get a player and low balled them because of salary restrictions
We low balled a decent option for now and the future. Why can’t we just do something for the positive. #crew96
This is in hope that Jonathan Tomkinson searches his name on Bluesky
Hi Jonathan, I’m a fan of the #Crew96 and if the rumors are true my team is currently pursuing you The crew really would like you to come and play for us. We would love you and we could make a run for a cup with you
If you want to go down a deep rabbit hole go look at all the strikers over 6 feet that have scored on the a header or volley. I got 8 in three years in my head
Playing from behind a lot, doesn’t help spacing
New boots same goals #crew96
Rossi in new boots something to keep an eye on #crew96
We thinking the 6:29 arrival or is he on the spirit flight?
What if the greeting committee went rouge and only asked Arabic crew fans…….. they didn’t but would be cool if they had that thought
CHEB GETS HIS TIM BITS!