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Scotty Boxa
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 8
Nature’s out here casually throwing on a burnt-orange tux while I’m still rocking the same hoodie from 2012. Zero effort, full runway vibes. Honestly, if I licked one of these rocks, I’m 90% sure it’d taste like paprika… and regret.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 8
You told yourself you’d just watch the sunset… but now you’re barefoot, three drinks deep
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 7
Just a chunky little land potato out here living my best life. 🥔🌿 Sniffing sticks, judging humans, and occasionally contemplating if I could take a kangaroo in a staring contest.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 7
Nature called. I hung up and went exploring instead.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 6
Mother Nature really went, ‘Yeah, let’s make it cinematic.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 6
Tasmania writes its secrets in curls and coils
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 5
Nature’s shower pressure: 100%. Water bill: $0. Mood: absolutely moss-some
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 5
Meet your new spirit animal for the month: this little nugget of ocean sass.
He's part fish, part potato, 100% ready to judge your life choices while looking adorable doing it.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 5
This little fluffball is currently auditioning for the role of 'Branch Manager.' Honestly? Crushing it.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 4
Just out here pretending I’m in a slow-motion surf movie… except I can’t surf… or run in slow motion… or look cool wet
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 4
Somewhere between ‘just a quick walk’ and ‘did I just join a survival show?
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 3
Somewhere between his 37th nap and 112th eucalyptus leaf, Kevin transcended koala consciousness.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 3
When you’re hiding from responsibilities but the responsibilities can still see you.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 3
Plotting my next swoop like a feathery ninja. I see your sausage, Greg… and yes, I will take it.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 2
Every summer, the humans pile onto my beach like it’s theirs, waving selfie sticks and dropping chip crumbs. And every summer, I sit here like this, pretending to be chill while secretly planning a coup. First, I’ll take your snacks… then, your Bluetooth speaker.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 2
I know where you hid the snacks. Don’t make me prove it.
Not spying… just aggressively observing.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 1
Rocks chilling in turquoise water like they’re on an all-inclusive holiday package. Meanwhile, I paid $8 for a servo hot chocolate.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 1
Some people chase dreams. I chase fog and hope my car doesn’t get bogged.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Sep 1
How ya goin’, mate? I wasn’t spying… just casually checking if you’ve got any snacks. No? Alright… I’ll circle back when the BBQ’s on.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Aug 31
Paradise, population: me, one boat, and the sunburn I didn’t see coming.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Aug 31
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just chase waves under skies that look like lava lamps.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Aug 30
Nature’s maze. No cheese at the end, just mozzies and me pretending how to paddle.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Aug 30
Go on… leave that snag unattended. I dare ya.
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Aug 29
Mother Nature showing off again. Just pure ‘how good is this?!’ energy
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Scotty Boxa @scottyboxa.bsky.social · Aug 29
Don’t let the cute face fool you… this little guy has a PhD in eucalyptus theft and a minor in plotting chaos from the treetops.