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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon

@scottmaybstoned.bsky.social

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Avid heathen. Fan of (good) comedy, science, horror movies, history, et al. Mainly interesting stuff. I like to draw. Avi by me. 🚫🅰️ℹ️ It's always Spooky Season somewhere. #LegalizeIt #Ally That Dude/Him, but I've answered to worse.

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight's new to me movie for my Quasi-Semi-Annual Spooky Season Horror Movie Watch-a-Thon is

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Watched the cartoon when I was a kid, never actually saw the movie.

I'm keeping the Watch-a-Thon going until I get tired of it, which may be never.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 3h

A film that you've seen more than seven times in a gif.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 3h

Talamasca: The Secret Order is ok. I like the shared universe aspect, and hope there's more crossover than Daniel from Interview. Hoping David Talbot shows up. Would be about the right time period, perhaps.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 6h

They know it's a bunch of bs.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 6h

I can't move like that anymore.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 6h

Mystery solved! The scissors suspense was killing me.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 7h

*to me* he failed to notice he'd failed to add.

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 7h

To this day I've yet to watch it.

Besides, Miranda will always be the little rapping dude on the last season of House M.D.

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 7h

Fall Back (to sleep, take advantage of that "extra" hour)

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 7h

I was VERY hesitant to hit "show".

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 7h

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 7h

*shakes fist* FRANKLIIIIIIIIIIN!

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 19h

Well ain't that a horse's patoot.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 20h

"Ah, man, not the body and blood of Jesus again. We ALWAYS have the body and blood of Jesus. Why can't we have the body of his brother, Cheesus? Guess I shouldn't complain. Could be stuck with the blood of his other brother, Peesus. *Urp* Made myself Queasus."

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 21h

you think the apostles ENJOYED themselves when they ate? wrong. they DOMINATED

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 21h

Oh, the Barbarian guy made it. Another movie that got raves that didn't really seem justified, in my opinion.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 21h

Weapons

Well, it was ok. No spoilers but I was expecting to be wowed and kind of...wasn't. Good premise, ok story, good cast, acting, and effects. Reminded me of Pulp Fiction, a bit, with the story setup. Worth a watch at least.

6.5/10

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 23h

I haven't found it yet, but I do plan on giving it a watch.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

Right? You see a cat like that you gotta share.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

@erinbiba.bsky.social look at that amazing cat up there ☝️

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

This is the most incredible cat I have ever seen.

Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 1d

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

A grouchy-looking gray cat with white eyebrows and a white moustache who is totally judging your life decisions.

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

🎶Fee fee fie fie foe foe fum
Last night Charlie Brown may have got him some. 🎶

Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 1d

Last night I saw a guy on the sidewalk in a Charlie Brown costume kissing a woman in a slutty angel costume and I couldnt snap a pic fast enough to show you all that Charlie Brown has hoes.

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried them on different dvd players? I have some that won't play on my usb player or portable but will on a "regular" dvd player. And vice versa. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

Dude waxed way more bad guys than Wick.

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

I could tell he was feeling a certain kind of way. It was a signing, he was set up by the door at a folding table, and there was no one there to see him just this little snot nosed kid. Kept his head down and played his game.

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Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 1d

I once met Nikita Koloff at a Kmart. We didn't talk about Jesus though, he just played solitaire and ignored me.

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