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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 20h

[MUFFLED BELL SOUNDS]

COMMS ARE OPEN ONCE AGAIN! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE DM ME AND I SHALL SEND YOU MY FORM. Rts are much appreciated! MWAH!!

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A Full Body Sketch + Flat colors comm I did for a client, being Medesa from Plus Sized Elf! with a swollen stomach, burping and holding a drink.

A Full Body Lineart + Flat Colored Comm I did for a client of the Serval from Komeno Friends, with a fat blubbered up body and a swollen upper and lower stomach, belching loudly with spit escaping her mouth.

A Full Body, Full Colored, and Complex Background Commission I did of a Client's oc, Hakarai, sitting on the back of her car, with a massively swollen prey filled stomach, with a wincing expression, covered in sweat.

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Duke The Wolf 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @dukewolf.bsky.social · 22h

Please help them during this time of peace as they haven't received any help or anything so I'm begging you on OLA's behalf to send them the help they deserve

OLA🤎 @amirlutfi1.bsky.social · 3d

I’m still standing in the aftermath of w@r, trying to protect and care for my children🥺
We haven’t received any help for so long.
Plz, your donation means hope for us🫂❤️‍🩹

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OLA🤎 @amirlutfi1.bsky.social · 3d

I’m still standing in the aftermath of w@r, trying to protect and care for my children🥺
We haven’t received any help for so long.
Plz, your donation means hope for us🫂❤️‍🩹

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 1h

doodled myself as usual but like--ACTUALLY me, overtly detailed as possible

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 2h

haven't gotten a hard on in a few weeks (AWESOME!!! like actually very happy) but the moment i looked at myself shirtless in the mirror i er...seeing my cute boobs..aha..ahem. anywaysss...

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

OHH TO MAKE CHILI AND WATCH HELLRAISER WITH MY SPOUSE,,

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

it was! we made chili and then watched hellraiser at the end of the night!

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

*CLOSET GUHH WAKE UP LEO WAKE UP

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

and they all kept calling me a good girl and were referring me via she/her and uauhgg....tbf they knew i was in the closer about my transness but damn...

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

lesbian of the group (she was a friend of my friend, so we weren't all that familiarized) took off her belt and tied it around my hands and then, upon my agreement had riding giant sized teddy bears, and other poses and--oh yeah they also put me in a maid's outfit while doing all of this

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

transitioning is cool but i wish a pair of mean girls would have forcibly estrogenized me and-

wait. no..i think i was. like 3 years ago was invited to a girl's night out w/some friends and by the end of the night they put me in really cute make up and then smeared my lipstick and the-

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 4h

nah you're good and-man. i SWEAR there is an artist that does draws stretchy gals...hm..if i find em i'll send em to ya!

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 5h

I mean we talk about people turning big and round like blimps and berrys m'sure stretching folks like freshly chewed bubble gum will be up our alley

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bran @pupn1k.bsky.social · 8d

cptsd

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 19h

Playing Dispatch and my fucking GODDD Aaron Paul fucking KILLING it as always, wether it's live action or as a va he always delivers just GUHH

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FakeBNR @fakebnr.bsky.social · 3d

i dont really have a comment for this one i just think theyre cute #BeefPoses

I realize now i totally couldve done a reverse angle but the game is already closed i dont care man

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 20h

[MUFFLED BELL SOUNDS]

COMMS ARE OPEN ONCE AGAIN! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE DM ME AND I SHALL SEND YOU MY FORM. Rts are much appreciated! MWAH!!

#comm

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 20h

mmgh...hershe's chocolate with pretzels on top..sweet, salty, chewy...guh..

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 21h

scratching my chin...

wondering what's a good paypal replacement for comm payments..lest paypal's fine? just thinking of possible alts. in case

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 21h

yeah of course i wasn't gonna buy it regardless

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 21h

absolutely agreed, just hoping it was misspoken or something that they dropped cause it's so fucking disheartening knowing something so beautifully handcrafted being shaped by tools that went against the very heart n soul of the creator/game itself just..blergh...

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 21h

really concerned about the halo 1 remake, as it was confirmed ai IS being used but for the terrain, and just praying it's not being used to replace the va's...

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Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 23h

fucking..MIRO!!!! YOU FUCK!!!!

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 23h

what did i do to deserve this

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 1d

i felt this so badly, playing funger i was legit scared out of my mind, like actually shrieking when a monster started chasing me 😭 even now on my 10+ playthrough it still fucking gets me..

Scanned_Zest (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!) @scandalouslyzesty.bsky.social · 1d

My ears perk up

Yessss....yesss..!! YESSSSS!!!!