S Bear Bergman
@sbearbergman.bsky.social
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Writer, storyteller, publisher, advice guy, crankypants. Always looking for people to talk to and things to eat. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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sbearbergman.bsky.social
When my children sass me, I just remember that as a child who could not keep my nose out of a book, I got many scoldings about watching what I was doing. Once my mother was particularly aggravated and I said yes, she should go complain to the other mothers about her child that won’t stop READING.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
I have enormous dog; also very good.
My 80 pound mutt Francis is tan with white feet and a black nose and ears, plus varied dramatic black markings around his eyes. He is seen here stretched out on a gray couch, with his head resting on a stuffed IKEA shark. The entire situation is Extremely adorable.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Some years ago, a Jamaican friend introduced me to the phrase “no broughtupsy” and while I don’t use it (feels appropriative; I am a middle aged white Jew from New York) I do find that I think it a whole lot these days.
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
I had a post reach the Discover feed today and was once again reminded of how many people on this site are not house trained.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
I recommend you share a few potato chips with a dog if you have the opportunity. A big cozy ding-dong is ideal for this, but really any dog.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Francis, teaching his graduate seminar in coziness. Enrolment opens soon for his summer intensive, rolling on your back in a cool bed of clover.
A very a very dignified looking tan dog with a black muzzle dog is curled into a circle on the couch. His head rests on a mustard coloured yellow cushion, and over his head is a faux fur fuzzy blanket. He looks a bit ridiculous but very cozy - he picked his head up just as I raised my camera, in case it was peanut butter.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
I’m a transgender Jewish writer and storyteller; imagine how I feel.
matthewcort.land
Turns out it was pretty stupid of me to go to “law school” and pass the “bar” and practice “law”
mford.bsky.social
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that congressional appropriations are optional: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
sbearbergman.bsky.social
How many rides before one (1) free beheading?
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Say a prayer? I would not call the cops, because I’d be concerned that they didn’t have a car seat because they couldn’t afford one, and that the gigantic ticket they would get for not having the baby restrained would put them further from safety in any of several ways.
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sarahpolk.bsky.social
"In Clipboards We Trust."
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Once again I beg you to consider my proposal that a rotating committee of librarians and stage managers be put in charge of the US.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Once again I beg you to consider my proposal that a rotating committee of librarians and stage managers be put in charge of the US.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
I think I preferred it tbh.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Can we not just accept that we need all the different kinds of brains to do all the different kind of human things? Because I am FOR SURE not keeping a 17-volume-and-counting detailed record of my decades of effort in restoring heirloom apple varieties, but I’m very glad someone is. ::crunch::
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Smart lady is smart, as ever.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
I love Dinosaur Train immoderately (to the point that I included it in my recent book) but we also had many discussions about how some of the science seems very… optimistic.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Little wins but Troy Kostur looking hot (without additional context) in the Bottega Veneta ad wrapper for the Sunday NYT about the poetry of gesture qualifies I think.
Famous Deaf stage and screen actor Troy Kostur looking hot and broody in a fashion portrait. His hair is long, he’s wearing a black suit, and his famously large and quick hands are stacked under his chin. Big text reads The Poetry Of Gestures and above there’s some woven leather sleeves.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
ugh, *NERD with you, but @juliaserano.bsky.social who is the best ever just liked the post with the error in it so now I have to keep it.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Someday I hope to need with you!
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mikaelak.bsky.social
Really loved reading Special Topics in Being a Parent: A Queer and Tender Guide to Things I've Learned About Parenting, Mostly the Hard Way by @sbearbergman.bsky.social
I cried many times ❤️
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Thanks! I’m so glad. 💜
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Someone’s going to tell the early modern historians why the students are all talking about the pear of anguish this week, right?
sbearbergman.bsky.social
(ugh I’m so aggravated that I forgot to close the quote after inconvenience.)
sbearbergman.bsky.social
This feels like a @theradr.bsky.social question: does Judaism already have a bracha that is roughly “Baruch Hashem for letting me live in such comfort that this constitutes an inconvenience? If not, can we write one?
sbearbergman.bsky.social
I wish to announce that today I have cleaned and reassembled the dishwasher and also migrated my email to Google hosting and I feel EXTREMELY accomplished please clap.
sbearbergman.bsky.social
Today I, a professional storyteller and author, described something as “the lightiest light” because I was so distracted and overwhelmed I forgot that the word bright exists and if that’s not a metaphor then I don’t even know what (but also, please someone name your band The Lightiest Light).