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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 1d

The four boxes of democracy: Soap, Ballot, Juror, and Hat.

sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 13d

Why won’t former governor andrew cuomo denounce his previous attempts at smootching the art at madame tussaud’s? After being thwarted thrice in the act, he was heard muttering under his breath “can my greed know any satisfaction?” before his eyes snapped to meet the late Queen’s waxy gaze.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 13d

BREAKING: Now that Trump and Biden have officially reconciled, they have announced in a joint press statement they will be both keeping the name Mr. President. In lieu of gifts, they ask if you would be so sweet and honorable to donate your time to the war machine.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 17d

Why can’t spiders and spies just be friends? Surely the web of lies they spin must make them dizzy.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 17d

whoever misterbeastified my online harassment slop campaigns has some explaining to do. it’s like flat earthers figured out they could target their delusions against niche online micro-celebrities.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 20d

Whoever this Habeas Corpus guy is, we should lock them up without legal grounds, only freaks are named like that.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 24d

They should make a United States Potus that is locked in an uncomfortable cage of some sort.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 26d

Fun fact: Ai slop is actually ALL real; all chatgpt’s are able to reach beyond the veil and show us brief windows into concurrent parallel realities. If you say Ai is fake, you are just as bad as the reality-denying demonrats and ratpublicants.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · 28d

FEMA spelled backwards is MEFA (Make Earth Flat Again)! They aren’t even trying to hide it; all these unitary executive theorists want to ruin this nice global earth thing we got going on. Good thing i’m playing the Lonnnng game.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 22

Right before the Rapture happened, God corrected my grammar and tied my shoe laces together.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 21

Just because I quack under pressure, it doesn’t mean my goose is cooked.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 19

His name is Jimothy Kimmel, it doesn’t get more antifa than that.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 16

Trump’s alleged legal team is allegedly currently in direct talks with Kirk’s alleged killer. If he is willing to testify that he “never saw Trump do anything allegedly even a little bit naughty on Little St James”, Trump promised to dismiss this allegedly high-profile case with alleged prejudice.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 15

when you think about it, a prison is kind of like a metaphor for a cage.

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · Sep 12

VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: The progressive streaming icon Hasan Piker spoke with @juliametraux.bsky.social and @samveep.bsky.social about how to be “honest about the role that Charlie Kirk played.”

"It’s a dishonest assessment to refuse to reckon with some of those opinions that he was very proud of."

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Hasan Piker on Charlie Kirk, Dangerous Rhetoric, and the Radical Power of Empathy

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Sep 11

conservatives are increasingly going to deal with issues because they treat a man being murdered in broad daylight and a beloved character being recast with a black actor as the exact same level of severity. everything is a crisis and the only acceptable response is to "crush" the enemy

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 10

I had to take some yearly mandated training on Conjuration Bias. Apparently it’s not woke anymore to summon a little devil on my shoulder who eggs me on.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Sep 1

The democratic party were the ones saying they aren’t any different. Kamala’s platform was still anti immigrant and funding genocide and as soon as they lost their first instinct was to start throwing trans people under the bus. The only difference is Reps. can’t help but to a smile when doin evil.

sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 30

JD Vance plans to assassinate Trump this weekend. The Jdster’s tried in Butler PA (suspiciously close to Ohio) but was foiled. This time it is business.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 28

I think this is extra jarring because instead of soft ball questions, Torres is sitting across from someone begging him to be human. He gets so giddy to use his dialogue tree and say “you don’t know the hebron massacre” like a smarmy film dweeb quoting french movies.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 19

Wherever they are kidnapping children from schools all legal like, Ice Agents may have to neutralize a third grader or two so they can confiscate and consume the tastier blue-flavored crayons.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 11

Ronald Reagan after the Thumbrive JHJr inserted into him uploaded neoliberalism.exe

Ronald Regan inventing the Nelk Boys like Yacub invented the Angloids

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 11

DC is a place where everyone should feel safe! To meet those ends we will be sending in the presidents most loyal and thumb-looking goons to make DC beautiful again.

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sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 11

The US loved believing in democratic nations sovereignty when they manifested their destiny from sea to shining sea, then abroad to philippines, guam, hawaii, korea, japan, vietnam, iran, chile etc. It’s on the table because imperial game recognizes imperial game and only in the mood for proxy war.

sawinglog.bsky.social @sawinglog.bsky.social · Aug 7

JD Vance told me he is planning on couping Trump with this Epstein story. Vance has said he is very eager for Peter T to tell him he’s a good boy. If it fails, the JeeDster promised to shit his pants live on MSNBC on November 7th, 2025.

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