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Check out Brusalan! :: B.S. Biology, M.S Recording Arts :: Ph.D Economics from the Nunya School of Business. DMs closed. Future President of the CUSCAM. Billionaires are the nuclear weapons of the class war.
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If you own a historic house, it takes months, if not years, to get all the necessary permits to renovate your home.

If you’re an authoritarian President hell bent on turning the White House into the Mar-a-Lago of the Mid-Atlantic, it takes no time at all.
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Who are the “they” that wanted a ball room for 150 years?
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The time of the teasing has arrived! This Other People's Music tease is your intro to this week's batch of indie music reviews. Each post in thread covers one release, sharing the first line of the review & linking to the music, socials & full review.

Full post:

www.etherdiver.com/2025/10/17/o...
OPM: Waves and Not Waves – Ether Diver
www.etherdiver.com
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Okay so it's the final countdown on my Kickstarter, I didn't make a stretch goal for $110k because I didn't think it would get there, but now it's SO close that I have to try to nudge it over the line... there are a few more bundles left, if you know anyone who likes weird art, please pass it along!
The Glitch Art of Rob Sheridan: Definitive Art Book
Unseen works, insights, and iconic visuals from the glitch visionary behind NIN, Pearl Jam and more, in a landmark hardcover debut.
www.kickstarter.com
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Alphabet
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Google
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
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Everyone relax! The ballroom isn’t being funded by taxpayer money. They’re using bribes. Yeesh.
(Tears down the entire Pentagon)

Did I do that?
When I’m president I’m gonna add a new side to the pentagon.

Because hexagons are the bestagons.
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So the entire East Wing was woke I guess.
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I like how the NYT tried to do a “some experts say” framing, and the expert was like, you do not need an expert opinion to see this is bad.
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Going live in less than five minutes! Here's the direct link to the stream:

youtube.com/live/K8x9zAN...
I “joked” about this 6 months ago.
Future Leavitt “The President is a real estate developer and he saw an opportunity to replace the old outdated, and frankly kinda small Whitehouse with this much larger Trumphouse full of beautiful gold and marble amenities!”
Leavitt on Trump's motivations for installing giant American flags at the White House: "Look, the president is a real estate developer at heart, and he's always looking for ways to improve the White House complex ... he has some fun ideas."
Yeah. That’s too high. More like 8-10.
"We used to be worried about the government regulating people's access to information, but now we're more worried about the government breaking up our 3 trillion dollar monopoly." 🤪
The softest of punches.
Yes. The constitution is supposed to provide the failsafe. But every time it can be applied the SC steps in to defend their ideological project and make an exception for Donald.
If it helps.

Imagine if the president was drone striking delivery trucks in Lithuania because he thought they were alien spaceships.

You would want some mechanism in place to prevent this. They’ve removed the failsafes.
To be more clear.

THERE HAS TO BE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY.
I feel like the precedent of “anything’s legal as long as I’m presidenting” shouldn’t extend to the president drone striking fisherman off the coast of South America just because he lives in a propaganda dream world.
Drum manufacturers think they have it safe.

Wrong!

I’m coming for you after I’m done bending the guitar industry to my will.
For the president, they’ll do both.
Instead of harassing universities to stop enrolling non-white students I would be pressuring Gibson and Fender to make me a custom shop presidential model guitars.
When I’m presidente:

“For 150 years, every president, they’ve been trying to put in a recording studio in the whitehouse. Now I’m finally getting it done.

Come see the presidential library of boutique guitar pedals and vintage amps!”