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What We Didn't Become

🦊Ship: #sakuatsu
🦊Rating: E
🦊Chapters, WC: 16/16, 44k
🦊Updates: Mo/Thu
🦊Tags: Issız Adam AU, angst with a happy ending, mind the tags
🔗: in replies as updated
Fanfiction graphic for my Sakuatsu fic titled "What We Didn't Become". Dark red background. A menu for the fictional French haute cuisine restaurant "Le Renard" from my fanfiction in Art Nouveau style.The menu background is beige, it's framed by light brown and khaki stylized flower stems and dark pink and dusty pink colored spider chrysanthemums. Written on the top left corner in dark pink and hot pink dropped shadow the fic title. Written on the top right in muted khaki the restaurant name, next to it a dark orange colored illustration of a red fox's head. Written on the menu in Art Nouveau styled font: "SakuAtsu Issız Adam AU, Rated E, 44K Completed, 16 Chapters, Updates Mo-Thu". Written at the bottom in hot pink and dark red: "AO3 fruitbatvampire, mind the tags". Dark beige text on a dark red background, which reads:

praise for salt's 
What We Didn't Become

“I sure hope nothing bad happens to them!” — The Beta Post

“UGHHH DFISISSKDJBGKB [smacking my head against the wall]” — The Beta Morning

“This may just be the biggest bastard of an Atsumu I have ever read.” —  Beta Tribune

“Omi, get behind me, Jesus Christ.” —  j, acclaimed author 
of hyperpop omi hell

“This made me so ill, thank you.” —  The Beta Globe

“Can you feel my frown?” —  The Beta Times Fic Review

“Owie.” — Whipped

disclaimer: no j was harmed in the making of this fic
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An old Kenma doodle, 🐈

#haikyuu #kozumekenma
Portrait drawing of Kenma from Haikyuu, post-timeskip, with longer hair half tied in a bun. He has a neutral expression and is looking up from his phone towards the viewer
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🤍Contributor Spotlight 🤍

@birdking.bsky.social is our next contributor and they have prepared an illustration and cosplay to accompany a recipe!

#nier #zine #cookbook
graphic illustration. banner and header are a red stripe with different vegetables laid about. Veggies include carrots, mushrooms, zucchini, and corn. Graphic is for a nier cookbook zine showing off a contributor. Contributor name: Bird King Zine Role: Page Artist Social Media: instagram natbird instagram birdking bluesky birdking Artist blurb: I'm contibuting as both a cosplayer and an artist! NieR replicant is my favorite game and Emil is my dearest son. Super excited to portray my favorite characters having some delicious food with good company < 3
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happy birthday Kenma!!🍎🐈✨🎉
#孤爪研磨生誕祭2025 #孤爪研磨誕生祭2025 #haikyuu
i don't think so! i think it's something between a lily of the valley and hyacinths 😌
would you wear lederhosen to accompany me in this fit
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すべりこみーーーー!!おめでとう!!🎂🐈💨
i'm usually a big hater of machine embroidery but this one is done well 🥰
der hersteller, falls du schauen möchtest :)
Photo showing the tag on my Dirndl, reads Rose Dirndl aus Bayern
the bavarian makers of this dress slayed ✨
soo süß oder!! ich habe second hand glück gehabt
it's so cute!! and comfortable too! great back support
it's oktober so i'm allowed to wear a dirndl to work 💜
Mirror selfie of my outfit. Black dirndl dress with a green, white and lilac embroidery of flowers like hyacinths around the hem of the skirt and on the corset. White cotton blouse. Lilac tights. Selfie of my outfit close up. Black dirndl dress with a lilac trim on the shoulders and with a green, white and lilac embroidery of flowers like hyacinths on the corset. White cotton blouse. Black and white floral bandana tucked in the front of the dress. A black and gold floral brooch on the blouse, black twilly scarf tied around my neck in a single band and lilac grape shaped costume earrings.
we can talk when you ar visiting
whoever catches all of the haikyuu references in the chats gets a kiss on the mouth from me
Happy birthday Kenma!!!
cos, photos and edits by me
🍮
#kenma #kenmacosplay #haikyuu
#kodzuken
Photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version as the streamer Kodzuken with long hair, bleached at the tips and dark at the roots. I'm sitting on a black chair with an expressionless face, arms stretched out to the table as if using a mouse and keyboard not shown on the photo. I'm wearing a black Bouncing Ball hoodie and red jogging pants with a hole on the left knee, which are Kenma's highschool volleyball team's pants. I'm wearing a black headset and blowing a bubble of chewing gum. Behind me an empty wall lit desturated blue and magenta. Photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version as the streamer Kodzuken with long hair, bleached at the tips and dark at the roots. I'm sitting on a black chair, feet also perched on the chair with my knees in front of me. I'm covering my face with my hands as if I'm having a nervous breakdown. I'm wearing a black Bouncing Ball hoodie and red jogging pants with a hole on the left knee, which are Kenma's highschool volleyball team's pants. I'm wearing a black headset. Behind me an empty wall lit desturated blue and magenta. Cosplay photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version, edited to look like a screenshot of his gaming stream "Undertale All Routes". He is playing Undertale and battling Flowey in the boss fight without taking any hits. The stream shows him non chalant, blowing a bubble from chewing gum. He is on the 95th hour of his stream. Above the stream are the logos of sponsors visible: Bouncing Ball and Onigiri Miya. The chat is impressed with his performance and reads as follows:
"knyanma: kken goat
kodzukens_slipper: emoji of a screaming cat
apple3.14: how isn't he getting hit
kuroemon: buy a real gaming chair and sit properly you'll get scoliosis
lasagna_for_breakfast: no hit
pudding_enjoyer: emoji of a screaming cat 
kkensimp3: somebody clip
kittychan08: hi youtube!
eagle.ace.wakatoshi: congradulations
gravity_anti: pogpogpogpogpog
peallelolz: boss is giving lev sieve era
kuroemon:a bear will get you if you don't take a break" Cosplay photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version, edited to look like a screenshot of his gaming stream "Undertale All Routes". He is playing Undertale and has arrived at the mirror scene, the game stream reads "despite everything it's still you". The stream shows him having a mental breakdown, covering his face with his hands. He is on the 96th hour of his stream. Above the stream are the logos of sponsors visible: Bouncing Ball and Onigiri Miya. The chat is emotional with the development of the game and are amused by Kenma's reaction and reads as follows:
"kkensimp3: lmao kken going thru it
floppy_fries012: getting yelled at bc i yelled abt this
i_like_frogs: emoji of a screaming cat 
kuroemon: Stay hydrated chat!
pudding_enjoyer: despite everything, it's still you 
kkensimp3: @kuroemon hydrating with kodzuken tears mmmmm
ninja_decoy: i need a minute 
kodzukenbathwater: clipping this reaction rn oml
eagle.ace.wakatoshi: I do not understand.
worse_than_a_bear: kodzuken.exe broke lol"
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Have a treat! I don't know when the Makima ideas will stop... It's been five years already...
🐶🦴
Dog photographed by Yama Márkus. Cosplay, self portrait and edit by me.
#chainsawman #makimacosplay #チェンソーマン #マキマ
Cosplay photo of me cosplaying the Chainsaw Man character Makima. The photo shows a black dog in front of a deep red background. The dog has its head thrown back and mouth open, as if barking at the sky. Visible in the dog's mouth is the upper right quarter of my face, one yellow eye and a few strands of red hair peeking out.
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Happy birthday Kenma!!!
cos, photos and edits by me
🍮
#kenma #kenmacosplay #haikyuu
#kodzuken
Photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version as the streamer Kodzuken with long hair, bleached at the tips and dark at the roots. I'm sitting on a black chair with an expressionless face, arms stretched out to the table as if using a mouse and keyboard not shown on the photo. I'm wearing a black Bouncing Ball hoodie and red jogging pants with a hole on the left knee, which are Kenma's highschool volleyball team's pants. I'm wearing a black headset and blowing a bubble of chewing gum. Behind me an empty wall lit desturated blue and magenta. Photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version as the streamer Kodzuken with long hair, bleached at the tips and dark at the roots. I'm sitting on a black chair, feet also perched on the chair with my knees in front of me. I'm covering my face with my hands as if I'm having a nervous breakdown. I'm wearing a black Bouncing Ball hoodie and red jogging pants with a hole on the left knee, which are Kenma's highschool volleyball team's pants. I'm wearing a black headset. Behind me an empty wall lit desturated blue and magenta. Cosplay photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version, edited to look like a screenshot of his gaming stream "Undertale All Routes". He is playing Undertale and battling Flowey in the boss fight without taking any hits. The stream shows him non chalant, blowing a bubble from chewing gum. He is on the 95th hour of his stream. Above the stream are the logos of sponsors visible: Bouncing Ball and Onigiri Miya. The chat is impressed with his performance and reads as follows:
"knyanma: kken goat
kodzukens_slipper: emoji of a screaming cat
apple3.14: how isn't he getting hit
kuroemon: buy a real gaming chair and sit properly you'll get scoliosis
lasagna_for_breakfast: no hit
pudding_enjoyer: emoji of a screaming cat 
kkensimp3: somebody clip
kittychan08: hi youtube!
eagle.ace.wakatoshi: congradulations
gravity_anti: pogpogpogpogpog
peallelolz: boss is giving lev sieve era
kuroemon:a bear will get you if you don't take a break" Cosplay photo of me cosplaying the Haikyuu character Kenma Kozume in his time skip version, edited to look like a screenshot of his gaming stream "Undertale All Routes". He is playing Undertale and has arrived at the mirror scene, the game stream reads "despite everything it's still you". The stream shows him having a mental breakdown, covering his face with his hands. He is on the 96th hour of his stream. Above the stream are the logos of sponsors visible: Bouncing Ball and Onigiri Miya. The chat is emotional with the development of the game and are amused by Kenma's reaction and reads as follows:
"kkensimp3: lmao kken going thru it
floppy_fries012: getting yelled at bc i yelled abt this
i_like_frogs: emoji of a screaming cat 
kuroemon: Stay hydrated chat!
pudding_enjoyer: despite everything, it's still you 
kkensimp3: @kuroemon hydrating with kodzuken tears mmmmm
ninja_decoy: i need a minute 
kodzukenbathwater: clipping this reaction rn oml
eagle.ace.wakatoshi: I do not understand.
worse_than_a_bear: kodzuken.exe broke lol"
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Iwa-chan~

#Haikyuu #iwaoi #iwaoifanart
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#SakuUshi Sakusa x Ushijima after the match
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#jenthreads #atsuken nsfw, secret(ish) fwb

Kenma sank back into the armchair in Hinata and Sakusa's living room, a pillow in his arms and his eyes glued to the TV where Atsumu, Bokuto, Hinata, and Kuroo were playing a very spirited game of Mario Kart.
8 and your favorite rare pair
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#孤爪研磨誕生祭2025 研磨生日快樂!!!