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It was the stupidest of times. It was the fuckingest of stupid times.

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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 1h

Tbf she’s been maga adjacent lately.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

When's the trial?

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

So when is he going to trial?

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

Tell me Xi isn't pointing and laughing at the orange fool.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

You just know they were arrested to eliminate the completion

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

How very, very unshocking

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

Together they have the charisma of a desiccated rat

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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 3h

Interesting how they (rightly) banished randy andy, but stopped barely short of giving epstein's best buddy a blow job when he visited.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 4h

Wait, did she just find out vance is banging erikkka???

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 4h

Imagine when they're enabled and empowered.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 4h

lurch and barf

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 4h

did he mistake her for a pleather couch?

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 4h

Chalk it up to his neighbours hating him.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 8h

The worst representing the worst of you.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 8h

They're just getting ahead of whatever is coming out tomorrow.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 10h

Now do dear leader and his merry band of ghouls.

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 10h

The effort they put into being the stupidest state is amazing

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 11h

Walking definition of the 25th amendment

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 11h

Wouldn't the nazis have sent him to Auschwitz?

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 11h

When did you become the NYT?

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 1d

well he would know from fake charities

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 1d

Tbf, she couldn't credibly say his mushroom...

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 1d

Aussi de folie profonde

sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 1d

Burying the epstein files

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sassiesmom.bsky.social @sassiesmom.bsky.social · 1d

But don't call them nazis