SarahEllen
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
The Blue Jays closing out game 2:

#bluejays
The British and the French during WW1:

#BlueJays
Blue Jays fans watching Max Sherzer pitch:

#bluejays
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Watching the jays
#bluejays
Watching the jays
#bluejays
Forget girl math, the only arithmetic I’m doing this summer is fruit math
🍑🍓🍇

How many days will it take for these peaches to ripen?

x2= the amount of strawberries I need to feed 12 people
Solved the mini in 36 seconds after a nine-minute clunker yesterday

#amwriting #writingcommunity #amreading #readingcommunity
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Yankees when confronted with a ball they have to field:

#bluejays #toronto #yankees
Jays fans watching the Yankees implode:

#bluejays #yankees
Is coming up with an idea for a novel easy?

No.

But is writing the first draft a blast?

Also no.

But is editing said draft a pleasurable experience?

No again.

Makes me wonder why I spend my time doing this when I could be doing anything else.

#amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
Me, putting an Instagram time limit on my phone

#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
Frog and toad
Chapell’s song is the Gen Z version of “Since You Been Gone”..you start the verses thinking it’s going to go well and then…Good Luck, Babe

#music #musicsky
Fresh out the slammer (reading an 1000 page familial epic) I know who my first call will be to (the paciest mystery novel I can find)

#amreading #readingcommunity #boosky
It is a fact, universally acknowledged, that a single man in a picture displaying a fish he has caught, must be in want of a wife

#booksky #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
It’s Spring. 🌸

Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms.

Accidentally dye your hair green.

Best your romantic interest through academic performance.

It’s what Anne Shirley would want.

#booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity
And it’s a whale of a time!
Master of giving the people what they want!
Herman Melville after unloading six pages of whale trivia in the middle of his novel:

#booksky #readingcommunity #amreading #amwriting
When the library book finally comes off hold on Libby after 17 weeks and it’s not what you were expecting

#amreading #readingcommunity #booksky
Garbanzo Bean is my father, call me Chickpea.
Call me ChatGPT the way I’ve been stealing the best bits from every author I’ve ever read and mashing it up to make a less superior nonsensical version

#amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity
Planning my #revpit submission means doing my favourite thing: procrasti-writing 😂

#amwriting #writingcommunity
a 🧵 that absolutely no one asked for:
Tudor Queens as Taylor Swift Albums

Disclaimer: I am a lover of history and Taylor Swift; I am not an expert in either fields.

#TaylorSwift #history #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky #amreading