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Samwise (Commissions Open)
@samwise495.bsky.social
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Professional Wiseguy Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art) Fountain of wisdom Man of many talents Red hats will be blocked on sight 31 He/him
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 1h
a man is chained to a wall with the words good job on the bottom
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 7d
Now you're sporkin MY language!
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 7d
Thank you, Chris Columbus, for bringing us movies like Harry Potter, Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc.
What? .... Oh, Christopher Columbus? Screw that guy.
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 8d
>Get ye flask
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 9d
This is an Arcanine appreciation post. Look at him! He's a good boy!

#pokemon
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 9d
kay.
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 12d
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 14d
Slight rework of an older piece

#artsky #workinprogress #wip
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 14d
a little girl with a red hat and blue eyes is smiling
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 17d
It's as if Strong Sad were still alive and with us today!
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 17d
This is a dark day for track and field :(
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 18d
Yup... I remember learning that in school.
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 18d
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 19d
Like how Trump bailed out Argentina?
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 20d
So that's.... 3 government shutdowns under Trump? Do I hear four?!
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 21d
How can you possibly refer to these as PANTS?!
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 21d
Wasn't there some episode where Marge says "The last thing we need is another Simpsons movie!"
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 25d
With October quickly approaching, I feel I should say....

I did not care for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 27d
That sounds like hell
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 28d
I've had a lotta Daisy on the brain lately. I love her Touring outfit in Mario Kart World and I had to draw her

#digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 28d
And of course Disney/ABC backpedals on Kimmel.

Still not renewing my Disney+ Subscription.
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · 29d
She left out "because he's white."
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · Sep 21
I saw him a couple weeks ago. I'm so glad he did this song too
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · Sep 20
The fuck is a Groyper?!
(Looks it up)
Oh, I see....
That's a stupid name!
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Samwise (Commissions Open) @samwise495.bsky.social · Sep 20
If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing.
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