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Sammi Lanzetta
@sammilanzetta.bsky.social
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song maker/artist/one time a professor printed the words "comedy writer" next to my name on a pamphlet in community college
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · Dec 7
My first order as mayor is that all bands must shout “GUITAR” before ripping a fat solo
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 2h
from all the videos I've studied, top amy choreo is: side to side dabbing, fixing the beehive, hand on the hip shimmy
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 6h
jordan and I sending each other the same tiktok dance back and forth until he gets hired has made me quite invested in the employment market
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 6h
fighting off the urge to post clips from the studio
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 7h
Responding to all my boyfriends’ pictures with “only one king” today
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 7h
I’m excited about the music I’m making and no one else is, just the way I like it
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 18h
Film school ruined me (storyboarding my songs out in the studio)
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 1d
Clapping and saying good answer after my friends say anything
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 1d
not even medicine could save me from my profound and deep sadness today
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 4d
not to brag but, it is very challenging to live with my brain chemistry
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
she thought she ate lol
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
zohran saying "it's pronounced cyclist" when someone calls him a communist on the citi bike is sending me into another dimmension lmao
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
david lynch was right most of the time but he was really really right when he said you shouldn't be unhappy when you're making shit
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
Oui oui bitch
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
boys do love seeing this
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
the meds ARE making me both fat + happy it is true. eat it up perverts
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 8d
Literally do not ask me to hang out until after this Amy Winehouse gig/script deadline I’m BUSY
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 8d
In more ways than one, Taylor Swift
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 9d
emotional af about a professor asking if i want to be nominated for this prestigious ass program omfg
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 11d
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my DMs
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 11d
Please know if you’re someone’s terrible boyfriend I’m out grilling you harder than you could possibly imagine to them. Like “stay tf away from Machine Gun Gregory”
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 13d
Sometimes I feel like flirting keeps me alive
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 13d
Having fun at the baby shower
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 14d
A brutal reality 🙇‍♀️
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 14d
Met my guardian angel at a show in the LES tonight (passed me his bottle of poppers because he sensed my good vibes)
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 15d
WE WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS AMY WINEHOUSE COVER BAND, OUR BARITONE SAX IS COOKING, THE BAND IS HOT!! COME THROUGH BROOKLYN !!1!!!!!!1
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