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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open)

@saladeater.bsky.social

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · Jul 19

Time to open doodles... for the FIRST time in bsky history!!

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 2d

>in my fucking kitchen and not in my kitchen fucking

athena @ 7.3 spoilers fans are devastated. this is a tragic departure from the gooning content we've come to expect

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah... I remember. No blade cuts deeper than regret. I just surrender myself to it, and the blade becomes real. It cuts like it always has.

Also known as the "What if we instead of getting therapy made our problems even worse so we could literally take them out on others" arc

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 4d

@gnarlyknave.bsky.social stop making baddies please ty

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 4d

it just kills me cuz they aren't even posing anyways they're just using poses they nabbed from a mod someone else made so it's like

atp use AI the whole mile why even bother LMAOOO

yeah AI slop is the saddest thing ever

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 8d

is it okay if I smiled like this reading that

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 8d

it represents the dps healers get to do !(?)

I don't knowwwwwww but it gave me a good laugh I'm not complaining

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 8d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S WHAT I'M /SAYING/ IT'S SUCH A WEIRD BRAG FOR NO RECIEPTS

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 8d

the worst part ion even know if this is the same person BUT I'M CONFUSED WHO ARE THEY FIGHTING

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 8d

bro this playerbase can't be fr

how do you eat the same mechanic twice and then get hostile when someone asks if you need help LOL

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 14d

because both of these are old so I've absolutely never posted them here

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 14d

yes I had to tell myself off of only posting lalafell

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 14d

Alright FINE Mumura I'll- erm- I mean--

When you see this. Distribute lip posthaste, if possible. Thank you for your time.

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 18d

*too funny to NOT answer

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 18d

too funny to answer, uh "Honlyn Shirit" is a distortion of "Holy Shit"

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 18d

that was a fucking lie by the way

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · Aug 10

nevermind bro that shit be costin 🗣️📢💯‼️

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · Apr 2

broke niggas (me) on Switch 2 release day 🗣📢💯🔥‼

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 18d

NOOOOOO THIS IS TRAGIC

I'm so sorry, I'll never understand why some people think art is an actual magic

I PROMISE we can't read minds. Can't even put my own mind on the canvas half the time LOL

TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 18d

FUCK YEAH YOU GET IT

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 18d

Hon Pawn (I will draw her on an extreme gear later)

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 25d

look at her. she's so d (ouo

(comm for @twoofaargon.bsky.social [nsfw!])

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Giga Bigga @amethirst.bsky.social · Aug 26

Posted up with the gang (all 3 of them died in lore)

I do not have names for these people, making names is hard!!

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · 26d

#AlabasterDawn did this part of the prologue catch anyone else off guard or was it just me

I didn't know they HAD it like that / This is mostly a joke but the way it happened did genuinely surprise me. Subverted my doomed protagonists expectation by not even letting them lose on their own terms. "Oh yeah my sword just doesn't exist anymore." wdyd in this situation fr

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · Sep 14

mf said that's not casual enough this is ruining my experience

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Kardia @kardiapulse.bsky.social · Sep 14

Pashka does just dress like Hornet normally (her favorite piece of clothing is a big red Time-emblemed poncho), but if she TRIES to make a cosplay it doesn't look too bad!

also ft Myotis, her vampire GF who put her up to this hee hee

#kardiart #homestuck #oc #fantroll #hollowknight #silksong

a doodle of two homestuck trolls, one with short pale hair sewing a bright red piece of cloth while one with long dark hair looks on. There is also a doodle of the first troll trying her full costume and striking an iconic pose from a certain bug game!

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TelosTurntable (Comms 5/10 ~ Open) @saladeater.bsky.social · Sep 13

pondering the loaf occurred in like fashion (I can't prove this)

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