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@safers.bsky.social

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Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Tell your cat I said hi. (Previously known as @safeasfuck)

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · Oct 22

Also I made this to describe why i enjoy social media

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a shaved head is smiling in front of a window in a dark room

ALT: a man with a shaved head is smiling in front of a window in a dark room

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Going by this I’m actually immortal

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking detest the whole concept of this programme. It may as well be called “dance for us, monkey boy”

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Napster ftw!

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Absolute Classic Rock butt.

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

The first few bars of Nirvana’s Heart Shaped Box and Rape Me are so similar that every time Heart Shaped Box comes on the radio I have a WTF YOU CAN’T PLAY THIS ON THE RAD…oh, wait, moment

In related news. Heart Shaped Box just came on the radio

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Haha. Excellent.

🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Did she (ahem) give him his marching orders?

(I’ll see myself out)

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Aw mate. For what it’s worth I’m sending you some positive thoughts!

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Absolute piss-take isn’t it

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Makes so much more sense. Might also mean licensed venues could stop going KERCHING and charging double the minute the word wedding gets mentioned

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🎃saaAAAaaafe🎃 @safers.bsky.social · 1d

Sat wasting a day off watching Homes under the Hammer because one of the properties is in Garson & I once “disappeared “ for a week by hiding out in Garston