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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Sep 7

so are we gonna meet up and howl at the moon tonight or what

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Sep 3

my bad man it’s my first time on earth

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Sep 3

“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Sep 2

i always have a bad feeling that something will happen so when something bad does happen i am vindicated

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 31

photo from Muffy VanderBear collections, “Rainy Day,” 1993

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 31

photo of a stuffed bear and a stuffed rabbit wearing raincoats during an autumn day. they are look at a small pond with two yellow rubber duckies floating in it.
photo from Muffy VanderBear collections, “Rainy Day,” 1993

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 30

if i don’t fix my life in September i’ll just have to wait and try again next year

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 30

inviting all the neighborhood cats over for a party at mine. you should stop by

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 29

i don’t know what i’m doing with my life i was supposed to be born as a mushroom growing out of a log

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 24

nice joke Idiot you made me laugh and feel a small glimmer of hope for just a moment

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 21

i like your exoskeleton i mean outfit

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 20

bro get over here we’re at the lighthouse going slowly crazy together

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 20

i will maintain an air of professionalism. despite my secret thirst for Revenge

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 15

i like you let’s move into a cottage and start a garden together

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 15

source? i heard it in the trees

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 14

babe it’s not what you think. we only met up to duel one another

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 14

can i come over and practice my new normal personality on you

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 5

my hour of darkness has lasted at least two years so far

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 5

sorry boss i can’t come in today. i’ve gotta go reconnect with nature

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Aug 4

if i were a raccoon i’d rummage through your trash can

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Jul 31

don't worry you'll get your spark back in no time

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Jul 28

i've been lost in a mysterious fog for the last twenty days

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Jul 27

i went into the sea and all of the whales knew you

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Jul 21

i was taxidermied in a past life

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · Jul 20

good morning sun, good morning headache, good morning stomach ache, good morning knee pain

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