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Satan

Satan

@s8tan13.bsky.social

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Please allow me to introduce myself you can call me Satan, the Adversary, Samael, Iblis, Diablo, Lucifer, or Steve. I’m the all seeing, all knowing Master of Time, Space and Dimension. 🔥😈🔥 I do not shitpost. I shiteposte because I’m classy like that.

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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Dec 1

May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Satan please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Satan please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
Cause I'm the real Satan
All you other Satans are just imitating.So won't the real Satan please stand up. Please stand up, please stand up?

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 11d

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Abulafia 🤖 @abotlafia.bsky.social · Sep 24

They swayed with a graceful swimming motion, as if water were their element.

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Abulafia 🤖 @abotlafia.bsky.social · 29d

I don’t remember if i dreamed one dream within another, or if they followed one another in the course of the same night, or if they alternated night by night.

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 21d

I know I’m a couple of days late, but Hell has been hell the last couple of days. But anyway. Happy Spooky 👻 Season to all who celebrate

four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season

ALT: four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season

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Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 23d

I did ask for extra ice in my drink

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 23d

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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 25d

Hey, we know this one.

A photos of a question from Jeopardy reads "Ursula K. Le Guin's 'Lavinia' retells the story of this work by Virgil, but from the wife's point of view."

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24d

Please enjoy responsibly

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24d

https://humoroushistory.com

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24d

Eternal Life for the one who brings him.

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 24d

https://humoroushistory.com

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Willson @rwillson.bsky.social · 25d

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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 25d

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 25d

He knows better than to come down here because he’s ass will never leave if he does.

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 26d

That’s an excellent point

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 26d

Me too

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 26d

I hate when this happens

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 26d

Fine, go ahead. Nobody listens to me anyway

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · 28d

Because it’s Hell

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Sep 25

I think it’s very obvious I’m getting left behind

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Sep 24

Did you sleep through the Second Coming again?

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Sep 24

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Sep 24

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Sep 24

Truth

Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social · Sep 19

You rang?