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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · Mar 25

osama spin latin! ... conflow! .... piss on his file! .... curse at my lawyer, first day of trial!

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1h

I usually find they break down easiest if I slice them into lardons first

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 16h

clap clap
hey Siri!
TittyShack!

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 16h

TittyShack

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 22h

“Mulligan, we need to talk…”

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

okay now I need to try to make a corn snake beat

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 1d

AWS is down, post hog

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, it's basically just one amazon data center on the east coast that shat the bed, but almost everyone runs stuff on it and when this happens a couple times a year they're like HMM MAYBE WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT and then they don't

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

it's made of popsicle sticks stuck together with radioactive gum

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

so, so, so much money

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🕯️ Crowley Rae Jepsen 🕯️ @mags.colvett.online · 1d

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre
Andrew Harding
Paris correspondent, at the scene

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

Super valid

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

I only just realized I'd been listening to this video through my sampler, with a ton of chorus added, but that doesn't ruin it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMIp...

Drinking in Rural China for Beginners

YouTube video by Mike Okay

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

Wholly same lol!

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

I’m shooting for striving to orbit

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

that’s like striving to be exactly

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

what I want encordant to mean is like, a gentle hoover – a cloud of near-agreeing, tonally

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

dangruly

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 1d

my balls have been STOLEN

mr. cannoli @boner.ink · Jun 11

my balls are currently on loan to the louvre

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

hang on lemme whip up an encordant trifle

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

wait, if you can call things discordant why cant you call them encordant

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

(via, at the time, extremely cutting-edge synth tech! and they were doing their best to make it still all sound kind of ghetto. respect)

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

That one too! This sucks!

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

wait, if you can call things discordant why cant you call them encordant

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

lol

runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

the way it gets so icey

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runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 1d

ITEM

Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 4d

Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾

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