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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · Oct 17

"My lizard's tits are THIS big. Jealous?"

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 11h

Maiko is the opposite, she's the one throwing you around. Picks you up and pins you to the wall, mouth agape and tongue sliding across her stygian lips, hot breath hitting your face, crimson eyes boring holes into your skull with how much lust is behind them and oh my goddd I need to stop lmfao

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 11h

I sincerely think Ruby is just a brick. All of that fat and muscle condensed into a short, thick lizard. Throwable, but durable. Pick her up and slam her against a wall, then breed her until morning. Just a sex toy with a tail.

I'm gonna go get some water.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 11h

not a gpose, just thankful for RUEXB and the complementary scaling options for giving me the juiciest, heaviest, squishiest, most suckable and fuckable tits I could have asked for.

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 16h

Hoyo I know you don't think you're sly by making Sampo, the long-suspected Emanator of Elation and character so powerful he can appear in another universe canonically, trigger the effects of every other """"comedian"""" in the new event.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 18h

I actually think Ruby should be a ghost this year.

I'mma poke around and see what I can do.

There was that one year I did a bunch of screenshots of fake Eorzean cryptids and mysteries so maybe I can do that again but with Ruby costumes.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Can we petition to have urban fantasy goth girl Gaia in a FF game that won't get shut down in 6 months to a year because it made 1 cent less profit than John Squeenix wanted.

Or can I ask a modder to port it over somehow.

Pleaseeeeee

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Reddit is a miserable website, I only use it occasionally for gacha game leaks and pron but even that feels like too much exposure.

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh, erm... can you not interrupt us?"

Ruby, the green lizard girl, holding onto Maiko's soft succubus feet as they both look at the camera. Clearly, you didn't knock.

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh, erm... can you not interrupt us?"

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 2d

Ruby loves putting things in her ass but she'd never celebrate "thing you put in your ass" day.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 2d

Wondering why my calendar says "Columbus Day" like what the fuck is a Columbus. Why does it sound like something you'd put in your ass. All these people celebrating "thing you put in your ass" day.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 4d

The best part is I have no proof that these tablets are manufactured to what I can only assume to be the lowest QA standard that is physically possible, because NOBODY TRIES TO REPAIR THESE THINGS.

Wanna know why? BECAUSE NO SANE PERSON BUYS THEM!!!!!!!!!

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 4d

Dude did not believe at all that I didn't break it. I sent it to our solder tech who is having delays because he doesn't have the parts. Somehow I'm blamed for all of it. This dude is a cunt. Next time buy a fucking iPad like a normal person.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 4d

I got the worst repair of my life at work.

A OnePlus Pad 3 that was basically Jesus, miraculously working fine right up until I opened it, and then it broke.

Either I somehow found a way to mash pins on both LCD connectors and the FPC sockets just by unscrewing a metal plate, or 1+ quality sucks.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 4d

After listening to Proi Proi for the 1000th time and remembering how I railed on the Aquila fight, I would like to publicly apologize to Amphoreus. You started off mid, but then, you got pretty peak. Can't wait for the finale next patch.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 5d

It has the $5 monthly pass but I forgot to check what it gives. If it's like Nikke, the gems it gives will be the bound ("free") ones and not the premium ones.

The game's a haven for brainrotted gacha dolphins like me. But I will eventually have to come back to XIV for deep dungeon.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 5d

There IS a battle pass, and your dailies are basically tied to it. You can do it like normal or spend $10 (maybe $20 I didn't check) and get some extra resources and also an outfit at bp level 30.

It's cancerous for people who are used to XIV, but amazing for gacha freaks like me.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 5d

Blue Protocol = the best parts of FFXIV paired with a worse version of Genshin. You basically can't pull on banners for free unless you're fine with 3 weekly pulls a week (for a cosmetic, and the prices for paid gems are Genshin prices with slightly higher than Genshin rates).

The MMO is fun tho.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 5d

I still don't know if the cosmetics are truly that or if they have buffs. And banners don't work like Genshin at all, there are two types of pull ticket which can only be bought w/ either paid or free gems, and the free tickets are limited to 3 at a time. But the monthly Welkin might be a good deal.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 5d

New gacha MMO is cool

Feels like they added the bare minimum to qualify as an MMO and slapped cosmetic gacha on top. But the ability to make your own anime waifu/husbando OC is a big big big boon and will ensure I fill up all 3 character slots.

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 6d

The post that made me snap literally had that exact phrase in it. "This patch was peak, sure it had its flaws but-" shut up shut up shut up

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 6d

I know why this is happening too, it's genuinely because Reddit got mainstream and people started adopting their toxic nonsense. Over there you're basically not allowed to say anything subjectively nice about anything or else you'd get called a shill.

Don't be like Reddit. Be yourself. Love things.

Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 6d

WuWa 2.7 is peak. You can stop there, you're not a reviewer, you're not benefitting from being an impartial observer, nor is anyone benefitting from you being one. Leave the pedantry to journalists and just enjoy the damn story unless it's really ass like 1.0 was.

Fuck.

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 6d

My toxic hot take is

that we know not everything is perfect, that story patches in games (like FFXIV, HSR, or WuWa) are flawed. We know, buddy. You can glaze a story without pointing this out every time. The guy who comes in later with the "um ackshually" is an asshole who isn't worth catering to.

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Adorable Ruby and Kinky Maiko 🔞 @rubyffxiv.bsky.social · 7d

Oh hey! You're welcome! A lot of my points on naming and functionality were because I do work in Blender so I'm just used to certain things, the lights might be called something else in other programs but I'm just used to Blender naming haha

Thank you for all the hard work you do!