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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 1d

Trump accused TIME Magazine of putting up an un flattering picture of him. Can someone please show me a flattering picture of him?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not saying I have a lot of crazy Witch friends but yesterday I got this message:

Do you know anything about burying a hot dog in the backyard for good weather?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 3d

Susan Collins is the Spirit Airlines of the Senate

You keep thinking it’s gonna be OK, but it never is

I hope that nice man kicks her ass

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 5d

My favorite shoes are sketchers because they remind me of my parents. They are comfortable, but give no support whatsoever.

Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 6d

Psychic Standup coming to Stir Crazy in Glendale AZ

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t want to over exaggerate my importance in society but on Southwest I am A-list

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 7d

I’m going to need every man with a small penis to identify himself by putting on an ICE uniform.

I see some of you already have.

Thank you for your cooperation

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 10d

I’m as happy as the nightlight salesman with the Hilton account!
(Why are there 10 in every room?)

Oct 9 Pitman NJ
Oct 10 Emmaus, PA

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 11d

The spooky season is here! Unfortunately, it started in 2016

10/9 Pitman NJ
10/10 Emmaus PA
Tickets at Paychicstandup.com

Paychicstandup.com

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 11d

Omg I miss that when they made the donuts in the store

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 12d

Sometimes the universe sends you the solution before the problem

I wish that was the same Dunkin where they sent me donuts before I even knew I wanted them

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 12d

Hahahahah

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 12d

Sometimes the universe sends you the solution before the problem

I wish that was the same Dunkin where they sent me donuts before I even knew I wanted them

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13d

When people see, I read tarot cards and tell me I’m going to hell I say of course, but not for this! This isn’t even in the top 10 reasons

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13d

When people see, I read tarot cards and tell me I’m going to hell I say of course, but not for this! This isn’t even in the top 10 reasons

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13d

I think that’s our new business

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13d

This justifies all sweatpants and tank tops

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 15d

When it comes to fashion, I don’t need a skinny man from Paris picking out my clothes

I need a woman who lives behind the dumpster at the airport and feels like she’s late for something, but she doesn’t know what. That’s the person that gets me.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 15d

I believe you

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16d

Can someone tell me when we’re moving into an astrological alignment where everyone will stop being an asshole?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16d

Can someone tell me when we’re moving into an astrological alignment where everyone will stop being an asshole?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 17d

Is there a new rule at the airport that you need to be in leggings so tight that I can see how many children you’ve had?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 18d

The problem with fashion is some skinny guy in Milan is creating it

I need my clothes designed by a guy that lives behind a dumpster in Utica!

That’s the guy that will understand the right sweatpants, and tank top for me

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 19d

Do skydivers ever do a parachute cleanse?

Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 20d

My night vision is so bad that I have an alter in my car so I can channel a better driver

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