Karen Rontowski
@rontowski.bsky.social
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Standup.Tarot Reader. Captain of the Orion Interplanetary Army
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Trump accused TIME Magazine of putting up an un flattering picture of him. Can someone please show me a flattering picture of him?
I’m not saying I have a lot of crazy Witch friends but yesterday I got this message:

Do you know anything about burying a hot dog in the backyard for good weather?
Susan Collins is the Spirit Airlines of the Senate

You keep thinking it’s gonna be OK, but it never is

I hope that nice man kicks her ass
My favorite shoes are sketchers because they remind me of my parents. They are comfortable, but give no support whatsoever.
Psychic Standup coming to Stir Crazy in Glendale AZ
I don’t want to over exaggerate my importance in society but on Southwest I am A-list
I’m going to need every man with a small penis to identify himself by putting on an ICE uniform.

I see some of you already have.

Thank you for your cooperation
I’m as happy as the nightlight salesman with the Hilton account!
(Why are there 10 in every room?)

Oct 9 Pitman NJ
Oct 10 Emmaus, PA
The spooky season is here! Unfortunately, it started in 2016

10/9 Pitman NJ
10/10 Emmaus PA
Tickets at Paychicstandup.com
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Omg I miss that when they made the donuts in the store
Sometimes the universe sends you the solution before the problem

I wish that was the same Dunkin where they sent me donuts before I even knew I wanted them
Sometimes the universe sends you the solution before the problem

I wish that was the same Dunkin where they sent me donuts before I even knew I wanted them
When people see, I read tarot cards and tell me I’m going to hell I say of course, but not for this! This isn’t even in the top 10 reasons
When people see, I read tarot cards and tell me I’m going to hell I say of course, but not for this! This isn’t even in the top 10 reasons
I think that’s our new business
This justifies all sweatpants and tank tops
When it comes to fashion, I don’t need a skinny man from Paris picking out my clothes

I need a woman who lives behind the dumpster at the airport and feels like she’s late for something, but she doesn’t know what. That’s the person that gets me.
Can someone tell me when we’re moving into an astrological alignment where everyone will stop being an asshole?
Can someone tell me when we’re moving into an astrological alignment where everyone will stop being an asshole?
Is there a new rule at the airport that you need to be in leggings so tight that I can see how many children you’ve had?
The problem with fashion is some skinny guy in Milan is creating it

I need my clothes designed by a guy that lives behind a dumpster in Utica!

That’s the guy that will understand the right sweatpants, and tank top for me
Do skydivers ever do a parachute cleanse?
My night vision is so bad that I have an alter in my car so I can channel a better driver