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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 2d

You know, maybe hosting the entirety of the internet on just 2 or 3 different “cloud” services wasn’t such a good idea after all.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 3d

Todd Howard beet red and gritting his teeth as his people press the “Post” button on this not-tweet.

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Fallout @fallout.bethesdastudios.com · 3d

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time to wish a ring-a-ding 15th birthday to Fallout: New Vegas with our pals at @obsidian.net!

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 4d

Watching someone play Pokemon Legends dumb name and all of the dialogue scenes look like unfinished placeholders that are supposed to be replaced by real cutscenes later in development.

But later in development never happened.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 4d

Vegetables spoiler, don’t read if you haven’t done all the vegetables yet.

Canned spinach is gross, Popeye is a fucking maniac.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 5d

Bad news today for anybody who watches me stream LIVE ON TWITCH.TV/RC64 EVERY TUESDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY.

I won’t be streaming today, baby slept stupid so her nap is gonna be all messed up. Hopefully she sleeps better next Saturday.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 6d

I miss this bitch like you wouldn’t believe.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 6d

I really fucking hate this thing boomers do where they refuse to wear glasses when they clearly need them.

The desktop icons on your computer are 3 inches wide and you can’t type a coherent sentence without auto-correct. Wear your fucking glasses. It’s horrifying that you’re allowed to drive.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 7d

Did you know Xbox just released their first handheld?

What? No, it can’t play Xbox games. You FUCKING IDIOT why would you think that you STUPID ASS.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 8d

I know this is weird but after watching someone play the Bubsy 4D demo I’m now more interested in playing that than I am in playing DK Bananza.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 9d

I keep wanting to make angry posts on here about what’s pissing me off but instead check this out:

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 12d

I don’t understand WhatsApp.

Do Android phones and countries that aren’t the United States not have text messaging?

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 12d

Honestly I’d take a 6 inch x64 tablet with a similar APU to the Steam Deck plus the gyro sensor. Then let me bring my own controller with one of those phone or tablet telescoping controller doohickeys.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 12d

There needs to be a Steam Deck Mini. Playing with the regular Steam Deck looks like you’re trying to crush a toy of the 1989 Batmobile.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 14d

The worst thing that Twitch ever did (for society) was allowing non-gaming streams.

I understand that it was inevitable, but still. These streamers whose whole careers are based on drama with other streamers are such shit tier human beings.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 14d

Wow I can’t believe that literally every single computer running Windows 10 is going to spontaneously combust and violently explode in 6 days time. That’s crazy.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 14d

I’m sorry. I was mad because I saw something I didn’t care about so I wanted everybody to shut the fuck up.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 15d

Shut the fuck up who cares

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 18d

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 20d

I don’t think Samsung realizes how bad and damaging to their reputation their TVs are. I only bought a Samsung TV because I figured it would be quality hardware but now that I’ve had one I will never buy a fucking Samsung product ever again. Fuck Samsung so hard.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 20d

Never fucking buy a Samsung TV.

Do you want your TV to always launch into Samsung TV Plus (which you can’t uninstall) every time it restarts (which is often) which in turn automatically starts playing Fox News every time it launches?

No?

Then never buy a Samsung TV.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 21d

Thinking about how they gave Mrs. Boggy bouncy tits in Banjo-Tooie but not Humba Wumba.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 23d

What’s the name of this keyboard layout

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 23d

In The Simpsons Movie 2 Bart finally becomes pregnant after years of trying.

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 23d

MrBeast defends trapping man in burning building for $500,000

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rockcock64 @rockcock64.bsky.social · 23d

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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