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Robyn Shepherd

@robyniwitz.bsky.social

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Recovering human rights communicator doing it all for the birds now. Irredeemable Philly sports fan on the Upper East Side. Still figuring out BlueSky thx for your patience.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · Nov 11

We’re gonna win the fucking Super Bowl.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18h

As another Jewish woman in the industry, I can clear this up: It's due to her being an asshole.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 18h

Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:

"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 18h

I never want to go back to mandatory 40-hour weeks in the office but remember the 2019 cohort of happy bird weirdos who used to populate this extremely empty place is SUCH A BUMMER.

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 1d

A giant bowl of penne alla vodka on a cold rainy day will not solve your problems. But it will be delicious.

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 1d

I can celebrate the return of the hostages and still demand accountability for the continuing horrorshow faced by the Palestinians and still think our president is a waste of oxygen and that the last president fumbled this in a big unforgivable way. I can do it all.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry.

The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”

Federal immigration operations target San Diego neighborhoods, sparking community resistance

Federal immigration agents conducted operations in Logan Heights and Southeast San Diego on Friday, with community members capturing footage of the enforcement actions.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 2d

“Your place is so small it can’t be that hard to keep clean.“ Yeah, thanks, every time I wanna mop it looks like I’m moving house.

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Elwood D. Pennypacker @elwooddpennypacker.bsky.social · 3d

Just learned via Belinda Carlisle that Diane Keaton directed the video for “Heaven is a Place on Earth”. Amazing. youtu.be/NOGEyBeoBGM?...

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by BelindaCarlisleVEVO

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 4d

LISTEN.

Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 9d

neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun!
Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 4d

[people who do not like baseball]: 162 games for six months and it's so slow no thanks
[everyone else who sticks it out until postseason]: hell yeah now that it's just us perverts time for that unhinged shit that sends you to the ER it's the worst experience of your life u luv it

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 5d

For once I am glad for this Debbie downer nerd site for reminding me that there are whole swaths of people out there who live their lives like sports isn’t even a thing and I mean wow huh makes you think

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 5d

The Eagles are going to score at the same moment the Phils piss away the season and I am going to burst into flames

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 5d

When you are normal about sports

Apple Watch showing 120 BPM. I have been sitting at the bar watching the Phillies and Eagles simultaneously

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 6d

And the Philadelphia Phillies

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 6d

Oh god the Phils are playing a do-or-die game at the same time as a Birds game tomorrow I am going to burn my life to the ground.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 6d

I am going to have words with my medium large sons about not being this relaxed and effective back home at the Bank but that is a family affair and nunya business, I will take this.

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 6d

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Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 6d

I like to think of myself as a rational Phillies fan.

It’s completely fine to be optimistic that they’ll win tonight. They’re a good team, one of the 3-4 best in baseball, that is having a bad week.

It’s also fine to be furious with them for having that bad week right now

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 6d

Every now and again my pet rabbit comes ROCKETING in from wherever she's been raising hell and hops into her cage with extreme urgency and jumps into her litterbox because she has to pee, like a little kid running for the toilet, and it makes me laugh every single time.

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 6d

Doing a little A/B testing here with this otherwise genuine little cry for help/mew for assistance, I wanna see something...

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 6d

Swear to god I gotta start thinking of "Cleaning My Apartment" and "Reading a Goddamn Book" like volunteer work, I'll have 500 hours like THAT.

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 7d

QUACKTUARY

Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 7d

SANCTUARY AMONG THE WEIRD DUCKS

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 7d

For the past two years or so all of the safe spaces (work, shul, home) don’t feel safe anymore so hell yeah let’s go out to bars and subways and stay out late and yell at sports at least I’ll know what I’m getting myself into. Is how I feel and about all I have to say tonight.

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