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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 9h

Good.

#KeepPounding

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 3d

lime Jello with pineapple, cherries, and marshmallow "salad" #FoodSky

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 3d

#SavannaBananas / #BananaBall fans would never...

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 4d

#WhatToWatch TV Hotness 📺

The Chair Company
Slow Horses
Nobody Wants This
The Lowdown
The Diplomat
Task
IT: Welcome to Derry
Only Murders...
English Teacher
Gen V

Coming soon:
Hazbin Hotel S2
Squid Game: The Challenge
Tournament Of Champions: All-Star Christmas
Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Induction

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 7d

"Carmen" from The Bad News Bears comes to mind

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 9d

thought that the caviar/dip was an add-on?

#FoodSky

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 9d

Reminds me of the discussion in the Sporkful's MISSION IMPASTABLE podcast, trying to create a new pasta shape that met the creator's standards for forkability, sauceability, and toothsinkability 🍽️ #FoodSky

www.sporkful.com/mission-impa...

Mission: ImPASTAble 1 | Spaghetti Sucks

Dan embarks on a quest, three years in the making, to invent a new pasta shape, actually get it made, and actually sell it.

www.sporkful.com

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 19d

The Carolina Panthers newsfeed is here for you

#KeepPounding #DALvCAR #NFL #DALvsCAR

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 28d

#WhatToWatch TV 📺 Hotness

Task
The Lowdown
Slow Horses
English Teacher
Gen V
Peacemaker
Black Rabbit
Only Murders...
Alien: Earth
House of Guinness
Survivor
Wednesday
The Paper
NCIS: Tony and Ziva
KPop Demon Hynters
Unknown Number: High School Catfish
Lilo & Stitch
My Life w/ Walter Boys
GBBS

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 29d

This sounds like something @gailsimone.bsky.social would cook up

(It does give new meaning to the phrase "devouring a book")

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · 29d

Brand discourse? Maxwell House is following the ol' IHOB marketing plan #Marketing #Advertising

Classic coffee brand changes name after 133 years. See why.

The classic coffee found in many American pantries is changing its name as part of a limited marketing campaign to reflect the needs of consumers.

www.usatoday.com

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Oct 1

A game backlog? Can only imagine how this person feels then

Steam history has been made: account worth over $250,000 is the first to own 40,000 games on Valve's store, still has over 26,000 games on their wishlist that they will surely play

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

www.gamesradar.com

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Tim Quirk @tbquirk.bsky.social · Sep 30

Introducing a new music service, Tapedeck. Our goal is to make a penny per play the floor, rather than the ceiling, for streaming royalties.

Introducing Tapedeck: A Music Service That Pays Artists What They Want

by Tim Quirk Zedge is pleased to announce the launch of Tapedeck, a new music download store and streaming service whose not-so-humble goal is to make a penny per play the floor, rather than the ceil...

blog.zedge.net

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 29

#WhatToWatch 📺 TV Hotness

Task
Alien: Earth
The Lowdown
Gen V
Slow Horses
Only Murders...
Black Rabbit
Summer I Turned Pretty
Peacemaker
English Teacher
DWTS

Coming Soon:
Chad Powers
Austin City Limits
SNL51
Grammy Salute To Cyndi Lauper
60 Mins
Squid Game: Challenge
Stranger Things
Loot

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 28

Don't put Brady in charge of the
soufflés. #DeflateGate2025

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 25

Thx for confirming prompt requirements

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 25

For first/last name responses, IIRC it's up to the judges whether a contestant's question requires disambiguation when they create the cards. Asking for clarification is predetermined by the time Ken reads the answers

Or, the judges signal Ken real-time

@buzzerblog.com will know for sure

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 24

Missed seeing a mention of @tbquirk.bsky.social and friends in this @theatlantic.com piece?

Here's a collection of associated news stories from the WaPo, Rolling Stone, Billboard, and more: www.toomuchjoy.com?page_id=925

2 Live Crew Concert and Arrest – Too Much Joy

www.toomuchjoy.com

Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 24

The Carolina Panthers feed is here for you (pin/like)

#KeepPounding

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 21

The Panthers feed is here for you (pin/like) #KeepPounding

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 21

#KeepPounding , that was terrific

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 21

So good, So good So good!

#KeepPounding

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 21

With the black helmets, too!

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 21

#KeepPounding , was a good win

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Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social · Sep 21

#KeepPounding

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