Jason.
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All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven—'tis gone. Joker DNI. [ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! ]
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// my motivation for long replies suddenly dissipated, please hold while i do the sillies
My left arm hurts for no reason?
Look, I don't remember! Probably wasn't me. Not my fault.
Imagine my surprise going to grab ice an seeing a red face staring back at me.

Nearly gave Alfred a heartattack
Didn't catch it, my bad.

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I don't remember doing it?
Didn't catch it, my bad.

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I don't remember doing it?
Sighs. Thats what he gets for trying to make a reference.

You left it in the freezer in the ice chest. Somehow. So yeah, I put it away
You have no reason to.
I'd throw bricks at you but you'd probably eat them.
Exactly, why are we yelling his name? Leave him alone. Tf.
Friday, whatever. I'm not home.
It's fucking Saturday but he's just too old to remember.
Man, whatever. Lock the windows on your way out.
On my way...
Alllriighhtt. I'll wait.
That's fine too. I'll take whatever.
I'll leave grilled cheese and tomato soup on my windowsill for SOMEONE to pick up.
That's fine too. I'll take whatever.
I'll put on no shirt.
I mean, you don't have to. But that's, uh, cool.
I mean, you don't have to. But that's, uh, cool.
Okay, I'll put on my best shirt.
I can fix that.