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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 8h

My back wants to
Hurt all of the time
Hurt all of the time
Hurt all of the time

My back wants to
Hurt all of the time
Hurt all oooooof the time

It hurts all of the time

Oooh hooo

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 15h

This takes me back. They never did explain why he was wearing boots

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 1d

Today's a two-in-one idc

A crude drawing of a vampire being surprised at a yōkai

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 2d

Stop motion, animatronics, puppeteering, dudes in rubber suits, fountains of fake blood, the works. Old-school all the way.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 3d

#mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

A crude drawing of a pumpkin pumping iron. Because it's a pump-kin

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 3d

Highly recommend trying to find a showing. The theater I saw it in was packed with like-minded schlock lovers, and we were cackling the whole time.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 4d

I'm also like 83% certain @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ad-libbed every bit of worldbuilding in that movie and they just went with it because it was too awesome not to.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 4d

If the word "Harryhausen" means anything at all to then you have got to watch the new Deathstalker. What an absolutely stupid-good time.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 4d

#mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

A crude drawing of a goth glass of water yelling at their mom

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 5d

In June 2024 a buddy and I embarked on a mission to make a Kraft Macaroni & Cheese-flavored Destroy Gundam. Sixteen months later, BEHOLD. #gunpla

A photograph of a Destroy Gundam painted to look like a box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 5d

I refuse to stop being dumb during #mabsdrawlloweenclub and you can't make me

A crude drawing of a website called Ickstarter where someone is trying to get an army of zombies fully f-undead.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 6d

Silksong absolutely rips. It's a kinder, smarter, sharper Hollow Knight, and Hollow Knight was already an all-timer.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 6d

Oh no! I missed several days of #mabsdrawlloweenclub! Oh beans! #art

A crude drawing of a Where's Waldo-type situation except you're looking for a wolf. Because it's a where-wolf.

A crude drawing of a ghost and a devil wondering where a ghoul went. Because it's Gone Ghoul.

A crude drawing of a child being struck by lightning. The prompt was "Lightning Lad." I have no idea what the fuck that is or means.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 7d

From now on I've decided to only ever follow people whose pfps are from Twin Peaks: The Return. They are the only good follows on this website. If you're reading this, you're grandfathered in, but you're on thin ice. Fix your hearts or die.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 9d

too busy to draw today sorry #mabsdrawlloweenclub

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 9d

My new original character that you're not allowed to steal. Notice how his eyes are clocks; that kind of thing doesn't just happen unless you care a lot. #art

A crude drawing of a new original character named Dr. Timeline. He's red- and blue-shifted like he's in stereoscopic 3D.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 10d

a fate worse than death #mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

A crude drawing of a ghost who is going to haunt the house of her nephew for a month. Because it's the Aunting. Get it? GET IT???

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 11d

decisions, decisions
#mabsdrawlloweenclub

A drawing of a witch who can't decide which hat to wear.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 11d

Source: Would I lie to you? C'mon. C'moooooooooon.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 11d

Now I want everyone who's ever sent me an email to apologize for having sent me an email.

A screenshot of an email unsubscribe message where they've apologized for the inconvenience of having me on their email list.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 12d

Me: Please stop mugging me
Mugger: I've checked your account and it looks like you're eligible for me to stop stabbing you and just take your wallet. How does that sound to you?
Me (dying from stab wounds): …
Mugger: I'd just hate to lose you as a customer!

This is a post about canceling my cable.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 12d

Every day for #mabsdrawlloweenclub I pledge to do the dumbest possible thing I can think of. #art

A vampire saying "Your familiar" to a bat who corrects his grammar.

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Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 13d

Manifesting Soup Weather by making soup.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 13d

Here it is, your Promise Mascot Agency moment of zen.

Lazersaurus @robertinks.bsky.social · 13d

Doing the #mabsdrawlloweenclub thing, what with the #art and the #spooky and the #Halloween and whatnot. I am doing all these on small sticky notes because it's funny to me. First up is "Spooky Intro."

A crude drawing on a very small sticky note of a vampire with a name tag.

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