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riotthecorgi.bsky.social
Ralph The Corgi
@riotthecorgi.bsky.social
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Hooligan corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, TacoCat. #corgicrew member
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 5h
I eat mine like the beast that I am!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 5h
So polite!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 5h
Good point.
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 5h
You lost me at synthetic pubic hairs. What happened to our world?
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 5h
Disgusting!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 8h
You!!!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 9h
But Vernon loves you! He wants to snuggle!!!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 9h
Can I get some vanilla Long John’s?
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 9h
Sleepy times! Where is your snuggle buddy, Vernon?
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 9h
I am kicking you out of the building slug. You go today!!!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 9h
They love my barking alarms!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 10h
He is named after my dad!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 10h
Sometimes I have to wake up the whole building with my barks! Lazy slugs!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20h
What is the LawLob? Bob is just a lone lobster.🦞
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20h
BobLob! Or what’s left of him.
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20h
That is the remnants of BobLob!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20h
I decorated his suit. He likes when I do that!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20h
There are no fancy shoes in this photo!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
That turtle is much too thin (and flexible) to be Mongo Torto.
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
I am in Chicago too — let’s defend all the places!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
Supervising dad’s couch break time!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
I gonna Cronch those squirrels!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
I can attract treats with my mind!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
I am a superhero!
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Ralph The Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 1d
It’s an invisible cape!
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