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Riot Poof

Riot Poof

@riotpoof1120.bsky.social

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Music fan, musician, nonbinary weirdo. He/him by default but which/ever.

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Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 49m

Couples costume: I'm one of the dead porch chickens

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 2h

Why the fuck not though?

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3h

She has a type and it's giant empty head tiny face.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3h

Again?! You know what?...again indeed.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3h

Dumps like a truck truck truck. Thighs like what what what.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3h

There are many arguments for pre-order: supports the artist, you never lose track, it's like a gift to future you, etc. However, receiving @themountaingoats.bsky.social 's new album a full week early might be the best 😍😍😍

Me holding the wrapped CD of The Mountain Goats - "Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan" in front of blinds on a sunny day.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3h

This could be about so many people and I'm enjoying zero context.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3h

Scrraming "Don't call me lady!" from the sidewalk.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 5h

Appreciate the malicious compliance on Queen's pronouns.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 5h

I feel so sure that they asked for a sequel called Vicky, Christina, Madrid and this was a compromise.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 7h

The parents can be Jason Robards and Tom Cruise!

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 1d

Screen in Bojack Horseman of a shirt that says "I had a ball at Diane's 35th birthday and underline ball I don't kniw why this is so hard"

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 1d

Right??!! And then when it's underutilized and expensive to run because of the hurdles, they'll use that as a reason to stop even doing this version. It's maddening!

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 1d

Have they considered adding a family wealth limit, citizenship test, and signed denouncement of socialism to qualify? Just spitballing.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 1d

Community college free with a B average is exactly the gatekeeping that makes dems seem feckless and ineffectual. GTFOH.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 1d

The music stings are underrepresented in these comments; they have that tuneless shroomy quality really adding to the off-putting vibe.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 2d

Your commitment to variations on [number] East is impressive.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 2d

As a SLC transit/word nerd, I am super hype about this one.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 2d

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

Kate Bush - The Sensual World

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 2d

What did LOTR have to say about those men wielding power? Seems like he oughtta read that part.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 3d

I think I'd pick Tom Kha Gai if pressed for just one. Lemon Rice is up there.

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 5d

Isn't America segregated enough? Way to enable Pageant Orange!!!

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 5d

We're not gonna make it after all

a woman in a black coat and hat is standing in front of a red light .

Alt: From the opening credits of The Mary Tyler Moore show: Mary twirls and throws her hat.

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Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 5d

THANK YOU!!

Riot Poof @riotpoof1120.bsky.social · 5d

George Michael's cover of Stevie Wonder's They Won't Go When I Go is perfect

George Michael - They Won't Go When I Go (Audio)

YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO