Retro Computers
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Semi-automated posting of old computers and videogames. Sometimes other bits of retro aesthetics and design. ~6-8 posts a day, ~24 posts on holidays. ⚠Outbound links tagged and monitored by Bluesky.
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The Memorex VIS: It's CD-ROM ON YOUR TV!
An ad from the Tiger Electronics Catalog demonstrating the Video Information System's "32 Bit technology," promising a complete game console and 20 game titles free for $99.00. The image on the right shows Links, a then popular FMV golf game, but the list of games on the left is nearly total eduatainment.
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Dammit, I even fixed the spelling in the alt text without noticing that.
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I thought about altering the script so this post would quote this post, but then thought better of it. (Source.)
Under the read heading "Recursion," A ballpoint pen drawing of a girl holding a mirror in front of her and behind her. We see the front of her head and the back of her head stretching into infinity. Artist's signature is "C. Lewis", but no credit is given in the booklet itself.
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Hey! Someone tell @spinny that something in Skybot broke:
Something broke when attempting to embed!
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You'll have to type it in. No spoilers.
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Up to 60 electronic mail messages a month. Just $7.95. (Source.)
A two page ad. The title reads "Finally, a computer information service you can't outgrow. No matter how hard you try." The left page depicts a shirt ("Shop. But don't drop..."), a striped fish ("Dive deep into aquarium lore..."), a red sports car ("Price a new Mustang..."), a satellite ("Learn how to monitor military satellites..."), a zither ("Find out just what the heck a zither is."), and a globe that shows the Americas twice ("Talk to twice as many people about parallel universes"). The right page depicts G. Washington ("Learn a sensible way to get the dollars to start a new business"), a PC network ("Find out why your PC won't talk to your LAN..."), a Visa stamp ("Find out how in the world to apply for a visa."), a phone handset ("Get the current phone number of your old friend from high school..."), a scuba diver ("Discover a good place to dive..."), and a salad ("Copy down a truly delicious tofu recipe."). The bottom of both pages is dense ad copy.
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Introducing Maelstrom:The ultimate galactic strategy game. (Source.)
Up top, an alt deco take on a spaceship control concole, with a brown chair at the silvery panels; the three monitors show workers at the base of a pyramid, a three-dimensional map (currently highlighting the planet Harmony: "Friendly, population:low, Tech Level:medium"), and a topographic map with a selection cursor. The catchphrase "Murder. Treason. Sabotage. Espionage. Intergalactic war. Just another day on the planet Harmony." is in the middle. Dense, breathless ad copy below gives multiple paragraphs of reasons to play the game ("Introducing Maelstrom", "Mind-Bending Strategy", "Heart-Stopping Action", "Ever-Changing Plots"), and an 800 number to call to order. The logos for Merit Software and Don Bluth Multimedia appear at page bottom, as well as the box art (the same spaceship instrument panels as shown above).
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Some people say I focus too much on Commodore computers, but they're just sour appleheads. (Source.)
Two people talk to each other. A man, in a striped polo, with an Apple II for a head. A woman, in a blouse, with a Disk II disk drive. They're using their hands animatedly. Illustration drawn by Martin Cannon.
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In Quest of the Star Lord (TRS Coco 3, 1988, 4 disks)
A TRS-80 text adventure screenshot. The screan reads: "I am in a pre-war bunker. It appears to have taken quite a bit of damage and remains in poor repair. A hole exists in the west wall. You see: BIN, COT, CABINET, HOLE. EXITS: W U. COMMAND?"
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Hey! Someone tell @spinny that something in Skybot broke:
Something broke when attempting to embed!
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Man, 80s computer books made even non-relational databases look fun. (Source.)
The cover to the book, "Writing Your Own Program: Creating A Database: Adventure Game." Each line is in its own font. The computer (a black affair with rainbow keys" depicts a scuba diver swimming, handcuffs in hand, as it is attacked by a giant cross octopus; the painted octopus is literally bursting out of the monitor. A tiny little banner in the corner states: "For Commodore 64 And Apple IIe Computers"
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To highlight their "Commodore" brand, Commodore Business Machines once brought an actual ship to the waterfront for the 1983 CES show, meaning there was in fact a brief time where you could be a Commodore Commodore.
A report from the August 1983 issue of Commander Magazine, showing the 'Commodore Clipper', a fairly large ferry decked out in Commodore colors, docked on the Chicago waterfront for the 1983 Consumer Electronics Show.
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"Elite, the widely acclaimed 3-D space game, is the highest selling game ever published for the BBC Micro and Acorn Electron..."
Top, the "Elite" logo - a gold aguila with silver wings and helmet behind the word "ELITE." Left is a screenshot for the BBC Micro B and B+, and right is a screenshot for the BBC Master; both show the player, a first person spacehip, focusing on an enemy ship with stars flying in the background; gauges appear in the bottom left and right, and the now industry standard isomettric radar on the bottom of each screenshot shows the player is surrounded. Below is dense copy, describing the complex aspects of gameplay (exploration, combat, trade, and quests); below that, the Superior Software logo (a red and white interlinked pair of Ss), the Acornsoft logo (an egg), and an order address (mail and phone only) are listed below.
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HP OmniGo 700LX (1996). The power of the 186 in the palm of your hand!
A 90's catalog image for the HP Omnigo 700LX. The device itself is a chubby rubberpized pebble with a CSTN display; the box (left) shows there's a recess for the included Nokia phone, allowing true wireless communication; the thick user's guide and the slim quick start guide appear right.
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no, tender reader, YOU stayed up to 6 am coding python for a project that will save maybe two weeks of work and now will be attempting to go to sleep with Goldfinger blasting out your eardrums
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Sometimes they restore them, so I leave the links up... But what can you do? These days all libraries have torches being taken to them every day.
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Feeling older all the time, feeling younger in my mind.
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater ad (1999)

#retro #art #gaming #TonyHawk
Tony Hawk Pro Skater ad
Activision 
Multi System
1999
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The more things change, the more things stay the same. (Source.)
An ad from the classifieds section of the August '85 issue of Computer & Video Games. It reads, "BUSINESS opportunity for quality Games Software Programmer. I have an idea for an original computer game, but not the knowledge to program it. Help me out for 50/50 split on profits. Apply in writing to Computer Game...." And then the rest of the address, which has been edited out of the image so we don't innundate the new tenant with the hundreds of programmers leaping to take 50% of the profit of an 80s computer game.