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KIA Rondo of Blood

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According to the "Durai Report" released last year (concealed for many years by church), this unknown man is the true hero...

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · Jul 8

Dunmer Love It Or List It Designer Hilary: You're going to have to come back to your canton, there's a problem.
Dunmer with outrageous Canadian accent: Is this going to blow up the budget? You promised you'd expand our Argonian slave den!
Meanwhile, Dunmer Realtor David has found a Telvanni mushroom

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 10h

This reminded me tha if you haven’t read the Wikipedia article for “It Wasn’t Me” you should know that it has a very funny and lengthy clinical description of the music video, featuring lines like “From his mansion, Shaggy, using his futuristic technology,”

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 23h

Welcome to BlueSky

Qui-Gon Jinn @quigonswbot.bsky.social · 1d

It's controlled by the Hutts.

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · Aug 31

Welcome to Bluesky, here are the RULES:

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 1d

My Padawan has a significant age gap (other way than what you think!) with his secret girlfriend is this okay Reddit

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 1d

Just wholly depraved that Netanyahu is willing to tolerate the future leaders of his preferred US party be disgustingly racist antisemites just because Joe Biden told him to make the genocide of Palestinians less obvious and more low key

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 1d

As always I have to preface this by saying that the Democrats suck shit too but I am perpetually outraged by the hypocritical cynicism in Israel aligning itself with the US political party that has this filth quite obviously simmering underneath its surface

Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 2d

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re seeing this post and don’t know me just know that I have no specific hatred against Canada, just a specific type of poster who wanders into comments on a tragedy/travesty occurring in the US to contribute nothing other than to congratulate themselves for living in Canada

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 2d

Good for the Mariners. Honestly the last thing I need is seeing a bunch of Canadian flag emoji posters congratulating themselves for single-handedly taking down the Trump administration by being colocated with a team they never watched before winning a sport they never watched before

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 2d

Making an update for the kids:

“Jesus: gg ez”

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 2d

(Homeworld opening sequence voice)

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · Jan 17

Dunmer Family Feud host Dunmer Steve Harvey: Name a way you greet a foreigner to Morrowind.
(Ringing)
Dunmer contestant: N'wah.
Dunmer Steve H: (Staring at the camera with faux anger, points upward)
(DING as N'wah revealed as #1 answer)
(Steve Harvey begins to crazily flop and clip through the floor

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

Perrari type bf
Suharu type gf

Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 3d

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

Long running romantic comedy manga Oblivion ends at chapter 204 with the romantic leads finally holding hands

oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 3d

I like you, too.

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

And who could forget legendary Quebecois entertainment icon Goufie! ?

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

Don Al-duck

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

I’d change my display name to “Numenor McDonald’s Franchise Owner” but I’ll spare everyone another long and unfunny ReplierOcelot dn

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

The Painter of Light (bondage)

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

Babe what are you doing

I’m worshipping Hestia babe no big deal

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 3d

(Sees Numenor sinking into the ocean) do you think the McDonald’s is still okay

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 4d

I’m still laughing at this because “which is very easy by the way” is so Trump coded

oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 4d

When he gets there, we make him take off all his clothes, which is very easy by the way. While they're helpless, that's when we spring the trap.

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 4d

When he gets there, we make him take off all his clothes, which is very easy by the way. While they're helpless, that's when we spring the trap.

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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 4d

Hey man you holding? (Carrying cilantro)

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 4d

Going to buy one of these “monster wolves” that are marketed for scaring off bears and put it in my passenger seat

www.wolfkamuy.com

A “monster wolf” presumably for scaring off bears

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 4d

I’m so tired of my sabers not holding up during dueling

KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 4d

How do you think Jared Leto method acted for Tron? Did he go around all day going beep boop I’m a computer