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Unless your body is covered in decaying vegetation or algae the slime mold would starve, & as far as I know there are no recorded examples of a slime mold growing on a person. There are several recorded examples of them growing on live animals & inside some people's butts though
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Beautiful specimen. This species has a really distinctive cortex
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You got them pretty good! It's just luck whether or not any are open
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Badhamia melanospora likes the desert, although these stalks look a bit dark for that species
Badhamia melanospora by Per Vetlesen
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It is sometimes difficult to tell but in this case these are definitely a physarid slime mold
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These are definitely physarids, so either Physarum, Nannengaella, or Badhamia. Because of the fairly thick chalk on the peridium I think these are probably not Badhamia, but without seeing the inside it is difficult or maybe impossible to ID for certain
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This is a physarid, probably Physarum. It is not a fungus but an amoebozoan:
6 kingdoms with multicellular life: Plants, Harosans, Discobans, Amoebozoans, Animals, and Fungi
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Frogs are just coelacanths with fewer limbs
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This is actually a type of very large amoeba, & it is nontoxic. It is traditionally eaten & used as an antiseptic by some indigenous groups in Ecuador. It has been documented in the lab producing effective antimicrobial metabolites

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Slime molds do not eat dead stuff, animal stuff, or plant stuff (some exceptions in the lab)

So they do not eat bones. But some species do enjoy eating the microbes that live in areas with bones, like Physarum apiculosporum growing among in the absolute fecal devastation of a cormorant colony
Physarum apiculosporum, from Lizárraga et al, 2016: http://dx.doi.org/10.5248/130.1073 Physarum apiculosporum, from Kosheleva et al., 2008: https://www.fungaldiversity.org/fdp/sfdp/31-4.pdf
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It has an internal skeleton of calcium carbonate, formed when the sporocarp pumps out water to dry the spores to maturity. This may help the spores disperse further. The bones contain molecular water & are also water absorbent, but how relevant this is to maturation is not clear
Badhamia nitens by Carlos de Mier Badhamia macrocarpa by Carlos de Mier The tubes connected to the peridium (middle) pump out water and leave behind calcium carbonate (chalk, "lime") in the form of tiny spheres (bottom) on the outside of the peridium (top). In Badhamia species most or all tubes are calcified. The tubes (calcified or not) are called the "capillitium." Here the spherical chalky contents of the calcified tubes are visible
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This looks like a fungus. Did you poke it?
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