Galactic Boss Cyrus
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Despite my failures, I will rise again. He/It | 27 | 17 (Mun)
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I have done nothing wrong, ever.
Oh, joy. The people of the internet have many opinions and emotions… it should be purged.
we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳
The humour is strong with this one.
“How to make the worst selection of catchable weapons in one game”
It’s almost as though I can still hear his voice… what a shame Leon died. I shall mourn for an allotted 37 minutes.
Stop telling people that I’m dead!
Rigor mortis occurs quickly in this species, it would seem.
the way Dratini faints in Pokémon stadium 💀
Screenshot of a Dratini in Pokémon stadium standing straight up Screenshot of a Dratini in Pokémon stadium standing falling over fainted
I have been reading up on world events since my departure to the distortion.
I fully believe my plans are only becoming more appealing as time goes on.
Pokémon retain too much emotion for me. Though, this as a public facing cover-up wouldn’t have been too bad of an idea.
If Cyrus had just said he was gonna make a world where everyone is a pokemon I personally wouldn't have stopped him
You are all on this planet for a limited time. At least use that time for something productive, instead of for scamming others with high priced shinies.
PSA: If you're scalping the Gamestop Shiny Legendary codes that were in stupidly short supply, you're scum.

You're also scum if you're scalping TCG product. There's so many players (kids and adults alike), who *actually use the cards* that deserve product as much as any collector does.
I have done nothing wrong, ever.