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Red Dye #3

Red Dye #3

@red3dye.bsky.social

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · Jan 18

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 18

two men are standing in front of a large map that says great white north

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Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 18

Does he like Twizzlers?

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 18

Just like me, he is trying to rebrand himself.

#reddye3

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

You should write a song about me.

#reddye3

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

Who you calling synthetic?

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Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

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Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

It was found that animals cause cancer in me. Dishonest mainstream media.

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

I always knew I had potential.

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

Why did Red Dye No. 3 get kicked out of the party?

It was causing a stir, and nobody wanted to deal with its additives!

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

Wait until they find out I am in orange spray tan too. #reddye3

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

When you drink the koolaid, you really drink the koolaid…amiright?

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

Banning me is such a beta move. I am at least not as bad as injecting me into animals.

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Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

Why did Red Dye No. 3 go to therapy?

It had too many toxic relationships.

#reddye

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social I was told to report here for reassignment.

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

I can neither confirm, nor deny that accusation.

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

I was framed!!

Red Dye #3 @red3dye.bsky.social · Jan 15

The FDA banned me, but hopefully #bluesky never will. #red3

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