Reality Dysfunction
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I have a very scary cat. Probably some other stuff, but check out my scary cat.
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And not to check the carbon monoxide detectors in your house
I mean the stick kind of looks like a snake. Good effort though
I mean, what about this has told you that was a good idea?
At i time like this you're questioning the wisdom of the apes??
The words "felony" and "feline" both come from Old French felonie, meaning "wickedness" or "evil deed," which derives from fellon (an "evildoer") is a cool fact that I just made up
Oh so now sports aren't a real job?
I can't be the only one now thinking of this
How Not My Cat just became Monty the cat
The movie was clear. It's fine and cool to drop Netanyahu from the sky
Stop trying to make landlords sound cool and delicious
Why at this point in history would you possibly believe they care?
My cat, deeply concerned I'm depriving myself of great joy by looking at my phone instead of him
I have a pact like that with a friend but her and I are having a wheelchair battle with swords until someone goes out highlander style
You've gotta drink more water man
Seriously though you had to go all the way to Al Franken, who decided to take himself out and then regretted it? They had Clinton making insane genocidal speeches in the last election FFS
Okay but I don't know about any illegal immigrants wealthy enough to be presumed innocent... except for that one guy who seems pretty chill