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Blaster1360

@realblaster1360.bsky.social

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Just a rabbit-masked guy. Atheist. 24 years old. Pessimistic 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Horror freak since I was 8. @Kuromorifoxdemon.bsky.social is my non-binary bean. Will block, idgaf who you are. My sympathy is reserved for those who deserve it.

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · Oct 18

Intro post, I guess?

I go by "Blast", I wear a blue rabbit mask because I don't like looking at my face. I got an unhealthy obsession with slasher movies, and I ingest dangerous amounts of caffeine daily. My bloodstream is full of the stuff.

Might got a few demons upstairs, but I'm not too sure :V

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 15m

Idk for sure. Got it off Amazon like 3 years ago, and the writing was in Chinese or something.

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 2h

Oh what a fucking surprise...

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 12h

Yay, more opportunities for more slop generated by damn Clankers.

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 12h

17 more days...

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 12h

I'd rather take a selfie with Logan Paul than be within 150 meters of that ghoul, and I fucking despise Logan Paul.

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 21h

It's still around?

a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 21h

The fact that Jared Leto is in it tells you everything you need to know.

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 22h

Doesn't she have a notorious reputation for emitting metric tons of CO2 because she refuses to use any other mode of transportation other than her private jet?

Oh, but she's just perfect like she'd have you believe, yeah?

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 1d

Of course they fell for the AI-generated promo lmfao

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 1d

You just know the guy who set a selfie of himself in his car as a PFP is just gonna have the best takes.

*sarcasm*

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 1d

In an alternate reality where her mother didn't drink while preggers.

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine apps actually respecting your wishes...

Funny, that'd be.

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 2d

Really does irk me when YouTubers fluent in Yapanese just divert the entire reason you clicked on the video into 20+ minute essay that barely has anything to do with the topic at hand.

*cough* Pyrocynical *cough*

Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 2d

Youtube video on the history of bushes in classic Mario games: "One of the most iconic things in the Super Mario Bros series is the many types of bushes on display"

Me: "Uh-huh. Just start the video"

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 2d

Well that's one thing rabbits are good at.

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🇨🇦🇨🇦 Proud Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦 @beppil007.bsky.social · 3d

“America is first, and Canada can be second,” U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick was quoted as saying lately.

Here’s a thought Lutnick, Canada is the country America can only dream to be, and we are second to none. 1/
#CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 2d

*aggressively inhales mask's scent* (iykyk)

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 3d

He *has* to be blackmailing a lot of Hollywood bigwigs because I deadass have no clue how tf he keeps getting roles after Suicide Squad.

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 3d

Has someone arrived in one of those T-Rex costumes yet?

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 3d

Thought MAGAts don't believe dinosaurs existed?

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine being okay with being a Nazi when the first country the Germans invaded during WWII was your own country...

Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 3d

Instagram's notification system is such hot garbage lol

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Ember @emberssbm.bsky.social · 4d

Unfortunately, another scammer to beware of :(

For anyone newer to Bluesky/who hasn't seen this type of scam, it's rather common among scams here. Someone who you followed back may dm you with a message similar to this, and will try to then get you to click on a link -- don't click!

Be careful!! 💜

A screenshot of a direct message line of scam texts coming from @pinrhyme.bsky.social

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Tinytelephones everywhere else @tinyholly.bsky.social · 4d

Just fyi people it looks like this scam is going around for blusky accounts

www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...

From the BlueskySocial community on Reddit: "I've accidentally reported you" scam

Explore this post and more from the BlueskySocial community

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social · 4d

Jfc I know.