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Chris R.
@rchris.bsky.social
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Formerly PopPopInAttic on Twitter. Still a reply guy. Still thinking 90% in Simpsons quotes.
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 41m
The number of times I saw Dave Matthews Band live in college was...staggering
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 56m
Telling my barber to give me the World Series cut and shave half my face
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 59m
Lyle, we knew each other at Emory, and I KNOW you're much more intelligent than this.

For people to choose to draw a line in the sand between "Nazi tattoo is bad" and "Nazi tattoo is fine, actually" is pretty far from good two-shoe-ism, and you know it.
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1h
I went to college with Lyle, and he was:
1) Incredibly intelligent and (usually) thoughtful
2) Very active in the (even for them) dipshit College Republicans

Those two sides of him are constantly at war with each other still, I think
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 13h
I'll be like the third person to recommend Ghost of Yotei. Good story, gorgeous views, brutal kills (including a "Miike Mode" with extra gore), and you can pretend that you're a college football coach ronin wandering the landscape in search of a new NIL master
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d
These were AI-written books before AI existed
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d
"The tent has to be HUGE, but we can't find room for trans people for some reason"
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d
New Scientology power couple Jordon and Tom Cruise 🤝
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d
Jimbo on The Simpsons saying, "Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school!"
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d
I'm just enjoying the vibes while they last
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d
It's hilarious watching him mentally rifle through the list of excuses after they're batted down one by one
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 2d
It’s time
#NoKings
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d
Fortunately, we have a special recruiting coordinator for
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
I know exactly what kind of rousing speech Bill gave them
Moe on The Simpsons saying, "Well, we're better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirty. Not that fancy store-bought dirt."
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
You have to respect the fact that the man bets on himself...
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
I remember my dad taking me, a devoted 13-year-old Yankee fan, to see that, and me being like, "Wow...that was way darker than I was expecting from the Encino Man."
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
Truly a monkey's paw situation of "Yes, you get to be a billionaire, but no one will ever like you and you have to resort to increasingly desperate calls for attention at all times."
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
Holy Christ, those eyebrows!
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
Ahh, memories!
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 3d
Physics teachers should use this clip to teach the Force = Mass x Acceleration equation
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 4d
I'm just waiting for some smart director to FINALLY give him the right role that gets him an Oscar nom. Like he could absolutely have played the Delroy Lindo role in Sinners (amazing as Lindo was)
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 4d
Hope he gets a Haitian judge, too 🤞
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 4d
Hey, Dean Yeager!