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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 17m

I stopped buying bottled water back in march after I got this water filter and it’s been the best tasting decision ever.

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 10h

I’m seriously considering an NDA going forward because the way these men just tell everybody how y’all did it is wild to me. Why tf do your bros need to know that? How old are you? Get your shit together.

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 12h

My kids were asking me to make them food I ate as a kid. So I made them fried tofu and put it in a soup gave it to them and all I hear is slurping and smacking noises 😂

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 14h

One of my friends discovered my lemon8 and I get this message.
I can’t like nothing without getting my black card revoked can I??

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 15h

Shut up everyone my show is on!

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BillyZane420 @hillary.pizza · 1d

Talking dirty by saying "whose pussy is this" but it sounds like I'm answering a call from a random number.

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 20h

We went to school together 13 years ago, he was this freshman that kept following me around and I’d avoid him like the plague (still due) Today all I asked for was him to be my long time reference….

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 1d

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 1d

Merc RX is coming. Dont take back that person, let them go be with the knock off version of you they ran to.

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to suck some Texas Roadhouse cinnamon butter off it honestly.

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 1d

You know I don’t come across people who are my type visually often but when I do they don’t hesitate to make sure to project their traumas, and display god awful character flaws that completely turn me off.

It’s time to retrain my eyes on a new visual type.

peter griffin from family guy is wearing glasses

ALT: peter griffin from family guy is wearing glasses

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

So Tyche in the tenth house blesses your public life & career. Opportunities here show up as promotions, visibility and well timed recognition. A professional break that shifts your path fits Tyche on the Midheaven.

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

A sudden head-start, a timely invitation to lead or a moment where your boldness draws support will feel like fortune with an edge. Depending on what house yours is in I can tell you how it spoils into life for you as well!

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

I apologize my notifications are not alerting me but I wanted to tell you more on Aries Tyche! This one brings luck through taking the first step. Opportunities appear when you act, when you show courage or start something others hesitate to try.

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

Correction:

I didn’t give birth to another cancer like me or a Capricorn my opposite sign.

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

I knew I was meant to end the bloodline karma because I didn’t give birth to a Capricorn child it stops with me.

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

Facts. So here’s the opposite of your sign incase you’re raising your sister sign.

Aries opposite is libra
Taurus opposite is Scorpio
Gemini opposite is Sagittarius
Cancer opposite is Capricorn
Leo opposite is Aquarius
Virgo opposite is Pisces

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

#mommygirl

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

Daniel was such a cool guy

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

My daughter won the costume contest and her own game of rumipoo so now we can play at home!

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

I missed being a nerd so I went to a rummy club and learned how to play rumipoo

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rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

Got it back

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

Shit that turns me off real fucking quick? Got me sounding like Bryson Tiller.

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

Well let me add on that if you disrespect me outside the bedroom you definitely can get rid of me I’ll sever the connection myself and never look back.

rbfunlocked.bsky.social @rbfunlocked.bsky.social · 2d

I blame my Leo mars it’s a known ‘sex addict’ placement in astrology because as detached as I am emotionally (sag moon) if you fuck good you really can’t get rid of me.