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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 20h

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

I don't wanna be clingy

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Also, gonna wear it into work on 10/30 nightshift for a little levity because I'm sure we'll all need it

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Ain't 3" but I'll hike em up and post some powerful gams now

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks Amazon.... finished my Magnum PI costume in record time

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Yup.... tastes blue.

a screen that says update on it in red

ALT: a screen that says update on it in red

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

My gas station is trying to kill me, I mean, can check.

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK THIS PULLED UP TO MY DIVE BAR AT 1AM WHILE I WAS LEAVING I WISH I WAS HIM

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Only "past" NBA announcer I know is Marv. I'm 37. I dunno who this is for

Studley @studley11.bsky.social · 2d

And they brought back “The Voice”, the late Jim Fagan, via AI. Link: www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

NBC to Use AI to Recreate Voice of Famed NBA Narrator Jim Fagan For Upcoming Season

Fagan passed away in 2017, but when the 'NBA on NBC' returns this fall, his voice will appear in promos, title sequences and other segments.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, Utah is "glacier" and Seattle is "seafoam", or something?

pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

It's been a second since I've cared about Western Conference hockey. Seattle and Utah have the same uniform other than the logo, right?

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 2d

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon says it stinks it stinks and stinks

ALT: a cartoon says it stinks it stinks and stinks

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome to operating a power plant

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

I thought you meant Jon Lovitz for a second and my already shriveled heart died for a second

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I'm also a loose cannon. Which is why I don't want to be responsible for others as a supervisor.

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Oh damn I still have a cosmic timeline perspective

pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

I evidently know way more about dude's jobs than the dudes doing the jobs. Tact is a skill that I think I learned through that realization.

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

When Richrod was there circa 2022 maybe

pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

I'm wrong *a lot* in a job that requires 100% accuracy. It makes me talk to people (which I loathe but do to keep out of trouble). Also, goldfish memory which I'm very bad at.

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 2d

hell yeah this guy is seated behind grant hill tonight. lakers royalty in the building

a man wearing glasses and a ring is sitting in a crowd of people and making a funny face .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a ring is sitting in a crowd of people and making a funny face .

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Sports Media Watch @sportsmediawatch.bsky.social · 2d

Incredibly, Rockets-Thunder is NBC's second-straight regular season NBA game to go double-OT. The last ever regular season game of the original run -- Lakers-Blazers in April '02 -- went 2OT.

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Friends went to bed, now officially in my natural habitat (dive bar)

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pur👻 @purwho.bsky.social · 2d

Basic bitch hours

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