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Harpsichord

@purplepatrol.bsky.social

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24 / 18+ / Afficionado of exceedingly chunky figures. Banner by @snacksafterdark, and profile pic by @2BLabs! https://purplepatrol.straw.page/

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · Jun 23

So unfortunately, apparently right as I got neospring set up, the site is shutting down to be read-only :\
In the meantime though, I've set up a basic lil strawpage site, which I believe has similar functions!
purplepatrol.straw.page

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🏳️‍⚧️cute, round, and fuckable🔞 @tinypieceofgum.bsky.social · Feb 23

with all the steenee posting lately we should probably slap some of the older ones on here as well. slaps my big fat null

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🏳️‍⚧️cute, round, and fuckable🔞 @tinypieceofgum.bsky.social · Feb 22

trainer tip: better be careful what'cha say 'round me when im extra wobbly!

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🏳️‍⚧️cute, round, and fuckable🔞 @tinypieceofgum.bsky.social · Feb 21

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

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🏳️‍⚧️cute, round, and fuckable🔞 @tinypieceofgum.bsky.social · Jan 17

I NEED 2 CHRISTEN THIS ACCOUNT. WIDE STEENEE BLAST!!!!!!!!!

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Reasle Deasle @reasticdino.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah she's a heavy weight, She rocks it.
Susie is epic! ✨
#Kirby #Susie #Kirbyfanart

Fanart of Susie from Kirby Planet Robobot. Here drawn Plus Size infront of a pink gradient with stars in the background.

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DulceMolche @dulcemolche.bsky.social · 12h

[email protected],@lucinasimp.bsky.social, and I got to the End for the first time and uhhh...Shulkers am I right?

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SadToonCat! 🍐 @sadtooncat.bsky.social · 12h

Furry universe where normal asses and monobutts have a competition over which one gets the most votes, and monobutts barely win with 51% of votes;
But what ends up happening is that MonoFurs start to wear panties that say "51%" in bold text and shove their rears in everyone's faces nonstop~

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 16h

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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🍀 CRITTER 🏝️ @fourleafisland.art · 11h

also, here's some dev work i can finally share from my webcomic. these were almost all drawn about 1-2 years ago now!

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Regular ass enjoyer 18+ @arizonathevixen.bsky.social · 20h

She's only upset beacause of how much of a struggle it was to put these on

done for @/freakscarada

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Strange🏳️‍⚧️Silverware @strangecutlery.bsky.social · 12h

She loves her Scrap Cube

A sketch of Drifter from Risk of Rain Returns, notably fatter and giving the viewer a thumbs up, in the background is a Lemurian getting crunched by a Scrap Cube

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Plasma Crowcodile @plasmacrowcodile.bsky.social · 12h

Felt like drawing @purplepatrol.bsky.social's Harper as an extra-fat blueberry.
#ussbbw #PlasmaCrowcodileArt

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blahblah866 🔞 @blahblah866.bsky.social · 15h

heard somethin' abt susie. somethin' weight-like. bit heavy

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Frozen Artifice @frozenartifice.bsky.social · 1d

It's so hard getting through those narrow doorways when your ass is just sooo big

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 17h

Local Harper-bug finds her way to the Hive, and the bees seem to be especially generous to this visitor! Or perhaps they mistook her for a hungry storage bee...

Regardless, many thanks again to @castesystem.bsky.social for this!!

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🔞 Harvest Moon🎃🎈 @lunarseamoth.bsky.social · 13h

MYSTERY MACHINE'S OUT TONIGHT!!!
Along with more #Fortnite shop updates!

Be sure to use code "lunarseamoth" if you plan on makin any purchases :3
It'd mean a ton 💙

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🔞🍨 lopunny inflation enjoyer 🍇🔞 @vorchitect.bsky.social · 20h

chat on a scale of 1-10 how cooked is my girlfriend

C🎨 for @arristheround.bsky.social and @briengles.bsky.social

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 15h

I'm not sure but what I can say is that this is fantastic oml
The brick-patterned shadow where they're pressing into the walls and various stuff being g smushed makes them look so much bigger

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alien trans mission @sleepylilaliens.bsky.social · Apr 25

the captain only gets 1 hour of tube time a day or he'll spend all month in there (instream we got from @castesystem.bsky.social !)

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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · 15h

Since that October 15th Bluesky ToS thing is still comin up,
I'm callin again for any mutuals (as in, I follow You, and You follow Me) who may wanna join my discord server!!
DM me if you want an invite

I just kinda registered that I think I missed a word or somethin in the server info thing oops

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🔞 Harvest Moon🎃🎈 @lunarseamoth.bsky.social · 15h

WE DID IT YEAHHHHHHHH

USE CODE "lunarseamoth" IN THE ITEM SHOP ;0000;

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Trace the Lardcario @translov1.bsky.social · 1d

Lovely stuff by @sumisune.bsky.social~

It appears that Grace's sweet tooth has struck again and has been causing her to pile on the weight. At this pace she might make Forn's cursed weight look normal lol

On the brighter side, if the two ever want to cuddle, Forn has a marshmallow of a gf now XD

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🔞 Harvest Moon🎃🎈 @lunarseamoth.bsky.social · 20h

Silly idea of Moon being in werebun form for so long she bloats up to a state of barley being able to waddle,,,a lil floaty even,,,she's almost like the full moon that made her turn,,,barely able to hold it all in,,,

October means an eternal full moon for the Halloween season so,,,daily growth,,,,

Thearmordines_🔞 @thearmordines.bsky.social · 28d

werewolf epidemic but instead of being spread through bites it's spread through the air by belches and the longer one is a werewolf the more of a bloated monstrous gasbag one becomes

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 15h

I fail to see a problem with that! (So long as 'leaving the room' isn't on the list of priorities.)

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shydispatch.bsky.social @shydispatch.bsky.social · 16h

This is so, so, very tedious to add. But it is working, combined sprites for the variations.
Now to just apply it to every single race one sprite at a time.

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