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Pterodactylnick

@pterodactylnick.bsky.social

110 followers 150 following 180 posts

It’s a plane, it’s a bird, it’s dyslexic.

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 17d

My bulk consists mainly of Taco Bell

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 17d

I think your as wide as the door

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 20d

After tonight I swear I’m gonna suck the soul right outta this man’s dick

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Defying Binaries (they/them) @defyingbinaries.bsky.social · 23d

still looking for some Seattle muscles for my next project 👀

(if you’re a Seattle gay, please repost to spread the word)

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BillyZane420 @hillary.pizza · 24d

If we're gonna date, you may need to defeat my 7 evil reply guys.

A purple hair e girl talking to some nerd

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 23d

I in fact stayed up for nothing

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24d

a woman in a black shirt and pink pants has angel wings

ALT: a woman in a black shirt and pink pants has angel wings

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24d

We love a red flag here

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24d

Am I really waiting till 2 am to get the Pokémon cafe reservations? Yes. Will I have an aneurism if I don’t get it? Also yes.

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 24d

Lots of people are in poly relationships they just don’t know it yet

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25d

Everyone give me your Japan must do’s or your most unhinged must do
#japan #tokyo #nagamo

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25d

Impulse strikes, Tokyo in one month 🥰

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25d

Also he approached me. Hurt people hurt people

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25d

A finsub on Grindr hit me up and when I sent him my cash app he blocked me 🥲

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 25d

It’s almost October

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Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27d

Please god let me not lose interest

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · 27d

Big sir

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 24

I was told my ass was getting bigger by a guy at the gym. Is this how straight men test the waters? If you want to fuck me please just tell me

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 24

Let’s wrestle

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 18

Still can’t flex my back

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 12

This is taking me out, just like that dick would

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 12

The way I fully wanted to call this man daddy until I found out he’s 24. Wtf is in yalls milk how do you have a full man beard and look like you just got back from the oil rig

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 12

I honestly don’t think I will ever get over this

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 12

I just heard someone say “I’m gonna rhythmically flex it inside of you” and I can only hope someone says that to me someday

Pterodactylnick @pterodactylnick.bsky.social · Sep 12

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