Neurotic City
@psychedelibear.bsky.social
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AD account for a fat slutty bottom bear in Pittsburgh.
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I don't think I'm desperate enough to get all the relics and optional endgame mementos, although I did put myself through the torment of getting the one on the surface. And I'm definitely not deranged enough to go for platinum or any of the god gamer trophies you need to get it.
Finally, the long national nightmare is over. Everyone can exhale knowing that I am indeed stubborn enough to finish this fucking game with 100% completion.
Today has been running annoying errands and listening to Grizzly Bear (in honor of them playing their first show in ages and them being good morning music) and D'Angelo (in honor of his tragic passing).
Almost makes it look like you're dripping pre-cum.
The lord of edging. Right up there with Godot.
I think if I've been stubborn enough to get this far, I'll be stubborn enough to finish this fucking thing, but god. That second phase is brutal, and there's still a third phase I haven't even reached.
Will I Hollow Knight my playthrough of Silksong*? Only time will tell!

*get 100% but give up on the final boss
God I know this feeling. Horny as hell but just not in the mood to deal with people or the effort or feeling slightly touch-repulsed while also craving touch. Brains are fucking weird and annoying.
Silksong finger is a very real and debilitating affliction that one must take deadly seriously.
I suppose it, as I remember a certain someone continuing to suck it after I had gotten myself off and it was still extremely sensitive haha.
As Flannery O'Connor told us.
And some bonus video of me playing with it.
Once again, I feel obligated to share photographic evidence of everyone's favorite cryptid: my dick.
Man, my jerk off sessions are taking too long lately. Spending too much time hunting down exactly what I feel like cumming to. May be best to just, like, take a day or two and let it build.
If only all cute boys with fat jiggly butts could do this when they flopped down, it'd be a better world in which to live.
Fat boy dick and fat boy ass.

Just needed to say that.
Haven't posted any nudes for awhile, so here, have some thigh meat. (Kindly ignore the marks from sitting in an office chair naked.)
So now I'm pretty much over that respiratory infection and once again properly horny.
The drive to Cleveland from Akron isn't bad at all, like 40 minutes in low traffic. Cleveland doesn't have much happening tho. If you have friends there, that's a plus for sure. I know one person in Akron I could def connect you with. The bathhouse there is bigger/cheaper than Club Pitt.
Yeah. This is probably the best argument for Pittsburgh over the others. I'd definitely advise against Akron/Cleveland, being from there. Pittsburgh flaws may be massive, but blue-ish state with good queer physical and mental health centers are pretty comparatively strong. Plus, good furry scene.
A nice big round ass for the ages.
<youth pastor voice> Maybe you need to spend less time investing in Nasty Pig and more time investing in your nasty Lord and savior.