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Goblin Biker Big Emilia
@protomagum.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ ein bisschen hung - transfem sheldon cooper - printersex - irl cartoon character - adult ipad buppy - hermit type gamer - men DNI - instructions manual gobbler - swag is king - the ratatouille of tech support wiiiiife @sonathewitch.bsky.social
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they should make youtube ads where if you don't skip you automatically buy the product
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oh hey i can finally inflict this video of rose upon yet another platform!

(i couldn't find the version of this i'd updated with my current website (and i haven't been on twitter for uhhhh probably well over a year at this point), so just pretend it says lagomorphosis(dot)org instead)
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specifically kerrigan starcraft
me @ every videogame character
hey you look cool can i watch you having sex?
hey you look cool can i watch you having sex?
please tell me you play jrpgs!

"yggdradil!"
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“why are u so tight”
i’m sorry.

“you make me cum too fast”
i’m sorry.

“it’s too wet”
i’m sorry.

“why is it jiggling so much”
i’m sorry.

i’m sorry.
knowing that's how most people watch it makes me wanna throw up
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watching chainsaw man without frotting with my wife after every episode just ain't the same
when you're a youtuber and you realize you havent played dark souls yet so you get to make a video about it
darkwood is a "my arms hurt" type horror game

by which i mean i'm so stressed playing it that my arms hurt
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"oh shit i just pissed my pants"
"o-oh..." *gets so horny i instantly nut hands free*
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sorry but games never needed to look any better than this
yea it sold over 1 million copies in 10 days
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nerdslayers death of a game fühlt sich jedes mal wenn ich auf ne folge klick so an wie ein freund der mal cool war aber wegen drogenkonsum immer weniger nen fick gibt und man merkt wie sein leben jeden tag schlimmer wird
nur zu manchen werken - mozart, vielleicht bach
soll ich off jerken während ich manhunt spiel???
die hätten niemals kunst erfinden sollen weil dann hätte ich mehr zeit zum masturbieren
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Girl things :p 🦊🐺

a little sumthin' done for @sagevevo.bsky.social