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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 3h

Oh my god???

proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 9h

*arms crossed, boistrous confident tone, to investors* I spend $4 for every $1 I make

(Looks at phone)

*hushed and timid tone, to self* I spend $4 for every $1 I make

proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 9h

Sam Altman, bubble still growing: Yeah man so basically my computer is so good we're gonna need Dyson spheres lol we're gonna need all electricity on Earth but it will pay off because my computer is basically God

Sam Altman, bubble deflating: So basically I'm thinking the computer can touch on you

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 9h

Sam Altman, bubble still growing: Yeah man so basically my computer is so good we're gonna need Dyson spheres lol we're gonna need all electricity on Earth but it will pay off because my computer is basically God

Sam Altman, bubble deflating: So basically I'm thinking the computer can touch on you

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 9h

>told that maintenance workers will be in my unit between 3 and 6

>6:07

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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 10h

15 years ago we had lowtax, epic meal time, and million dollar extreme. now we have no tax, no time for meals, and a million dollars is no longer considered extreme

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 10h

Getting in the car with Macron and the bassline to Got the Life starts playing like an Undertale leitmotif

proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 14d

Whenever Korzaël is in a scene you MUST have Korn playing. You NEED to be listening to Korn to fully enjoy this stupid fucking character

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 14d

Whenever Korzaël is in a scene you MUST have Korn playing. You NEED to be listening to Korn to fully enjoy this stupid fucking character

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 10h

0 VOSS

0 CARCASSONNE

538 Korzaël!

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 10h

A huge part of the next chapter will get into her utterly incomprehensible relationship with her parents which I am SOOOO fucking excited to write. Hell is a polity of 20 billion souls and it is governed according to the whims of inscrutable polycule drama and temper tantrums

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Jax o'Lantern, Spooky Pumpkin Doll 🎃 @rufflejax.bsky.social · 10h

Korzael Tantrums For President 2028

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 9d

ANGUISH

CHAPTER II: THE MIDNIGHT SEA

The end begins.

archiveofourown.org/works/708445...

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 10h

Korzaël Sweep. It's happening

Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 10h

and there's so many insanely good details!!! a Tesla catching fire. Korvael doing the anime bomb thing, and her tantrum later. THAT LINE ABOUT HER MOM DENYING HER SEX? AND THE BELT?? god. insanely excited for more of them. and for whatever fucked up dynamic happens between Korvael and Esther

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 10h

AAAAAAAAAAAA Thank you so so much!!! Chapter 2 was an absolute fuckin BLAST to write and I'm beyond proud with how it came out - and with the reception to the whole series so far!! Truly cannot wait to finish up more of it!!!

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 11h

The weird vindictive spitefulness is a key characteristic of every self-described "centrist" these days. They know they backed the wrong horse and are lashing out

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 11h

I think she's been wide awake, actually, and is acutely aware that her entire ideological project is being washed away before her eyes

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 12h

That's the premise of Anguish basically

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 12h

A lot of TS's parasociality came from the fact that her music was generally fine in the same way fast food is widely palatable and that she exemplified a sort of girlboss womanhood many people aspired to. Times simply changed and those are no longer true to the extent they once were

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 12h

I mean, to some extent, there *is* pervasive brain-pudding disease - most people have received inadequate (if not outright malicious) education and the basic ability to learn and verify information is being chewed up by AI and the collapse of mass media

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 12h

Worth mentioning that this kind of shit is just inherently doomed to fail. Trump and his entire brand of politics are growing more toxic by the day and even the wealthiest chud-whales can only buy so many tallow fries and lightning bolt merch "ironically" before they run dry. A race to the bottom

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 13h

It's part of a wider trend of firms/figures swinging right in desperation. Like look at Dr. Phil or Steak n Shake - ventures already on their way out pivoting in hopes that right-wing grievance money can make up for lost sales

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 13h

I think it's as simple as her entire brand being obviously tired so they're trying to stir up controversy as a last-ditch effort to remain relevant in the conversation outside of everyone going "wow that was a bad album"

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 13h

Waking up to check out my new designer pussy produced under the classical era despotic economy and it's made out of wood

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 13h

Opal told me Jo keeps lobotomizing her hookups so I asked how many hookups she's had and she says she just goes to the club and gets a new hookups afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding hookups to her mom

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 14h

They can change shape at will but generally their forms are dictated naturally by the whims of the magic - generally sadomancy makes people taller because I watched too much Invader Zim as a kid

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 14h

Life-extension is a very, very simple sadomantic technique; true immortality is harder to attain and comes with drawbacks, but is possible. Khaël, given her years of attaining power as well as her direct connection to Hell's anguish grid, is not only basically immortal but is also functionally a God

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