Ethan Campbell
@profgawain.bsky.social
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Former English professor, medievalist, editor, writer. Books: The Gawain-Poet and Anticlericalism (2018); The English Apocalypse (2024): https://isdistribution.com/BookDetail.aspx?aId=184714.
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“I knew Mario Cuomo. You’re no Mario Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo.”
It’s such a weird inversion of reality to say “these people don’t want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic.” They’re standing up for its *most* foundational truth!

Johnson has such a low opinion of Trump supporters’ intelligence. Even Fox News isn’t floating this lie (yet).
The first No Kings rally was the most patriotic event I’ve ever attended. It was like a Fourth of July parade, if they’d had Fourth of July parades in 1776 — defiant, crude, Stars and Stripes as far as the eye could see, veterans, hippies, church groups, all united for democracy and against kings.
It's a story of highly trained professionals (EMTs and ambulance drivers) who have clear protocols and an accountability structure coming into conflict with completely untrained agents who have no consistent protocols or accountability.
This pastime has a lot of confusing rules.
The novel isn’t dead — in fact, we’re living in its golden age.
I’m reading a novel right now that does this (R.F. Kuang’s “Babel”), but let’s be honest — I’m still looking at Wikipedia 😄
I’m so sad for your loss.
I saw it live! Incredible production! (And I did also show this clip to my Shakespeare students when we read Much Ado.)
On day one, she’s going to declare a state of emergency on utility bills. I’ve heard her say that about 10,000 times in ads during Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. (I live in Brooklyn.)
Is this the guy whose actual favorite sandwich was the Russ & Daughters Super Heebster, but he thought saying so would make him seem too rich? Because … that’s a good sandwich.
Copy editors have to be responsible for a major share of those stats — I’ve corrected to “whoa” countless times, because that’s how it’s spelled in the dictionary. If @merriam-webster.com decided to make “woah” an “established spelling variant,” its prevalence in published works would shoot up.
My initial thought was "long-dick'd," but 1827 is actually a little too early for that usage -- the OED puts it at 1890. "Long-prick'd" is possible, but it's hard to say, and it might be some regional slang (whatever the region is here). It's clearly vulgar, or it wouldn't be blanked out!
I've been transcribing my grandfather's letters from WW2, and I love the way he blanks out "d--n," "h--l," "son of a b---h," etc. As if it's totally fine to use the words when talking to his mother and fiancée, but their eyes might be too delicate to see them spelled out.
So if baby Jesus’s parents take him across the border illegally, that means *he* has committed a sin?

I guess that does explain her support for detaining children.
Everyone likes to quote the “they could indict a ham sandwich” thing, but I wonder if federal grand juries will become more discerning, more skeptical of prosecutors bringing them evidence. They’re made up of ordinary citizens on jury duty, after all — some of them must read the news.
“Hope you’re well” is the New York version of “Bless your heart.”
A wonderfully descriptive article by Carson Vaughan, with some great photography, about the part of the world where I grew up.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/t...
Floating the Lazy Rivers of Nebraska’s Spring-Fed Water World
www.nytimes.com
The octopus eyeball is my favorite creature in Alien: Earth, and I know I’m not alone. But I wonder how many people would agree that the best actor is Jonathan Ajayi, as Smee. Out of all the people playing children in adult bodies, he’s the most convincing.
Pearl Jam’s “Animal” was the perfect needle-drop for the final scene of Alien: Earth. But I didn’t realize *how* perfect it was until I played the song on my phone … and remembered the cover art for that album was an angry sheep. 😂
Tom Homan walking away with $50,000 doesn’t even crack the top five.
Well, Charlie Kirk amassed a pretty big following among men in college — so yeah, Trumpers do go there. My point is that older people were less likely to know who he was, and if they’re making a big deal of him now, it’s because they’re riding along with the hype.
I've seen so many older people in my Facebook feed say things like, "I didn't know much about him, but from these clips I've seen, he seemed like a good guy." I don't think ordinary Trump voters who haven't been to college in the past ten years even knew who he was.
The Giants went for it on like 4th and 4 because … they don’t have a field goal kicker?

This is a professional football team?
I’m jealous for what you are about to discover.