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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 2h

The guy who’s sooooooooo deep in the FA phase, he’s hell bent to dig himself as deep as he can go into the FO phase he’s pretty much living his life (and administration) with the motto, “If I’m going to Hell, I’m taking you with me!”

Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 1d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 1d

I know 14.3 and 17.3 aren’t great numbers but in Jared’s eyes anything under 18 is prime picking.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 1d

They’re always trying to sneak in Jared Leto. Cover up his face with a beard, with long hair (in front of his face), helmets/vampire face split, etc.
From what I’ve seen, the most successful way they’ve snuck Leto into a movie was with a different actor.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god. We’re living in the universe where Mike Teevee won Wonka’s chocolate factory.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 4d

When the Epstein Rug is pulled out from under the Naked Orange Emperor, do we still have to play his stupid games?

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 5d

I think this is actually a photo from the open auditions for Paul Blart: Mall Ordnungspolizei.

Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 5d

She’s like… “Joffrey whooooo?”

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 6d

Reporter: She’s the one who helped made it possible for you to rape young children.

Trump: Ohhhh! THAT Ghislaine Maxwell.

Reporter and Trump: Jeffrey Epstein’s girlfriend!

Trump: Jinx!!!

All Reporters: Hahahaha! Oh well. Everything is okay. Nothing for us to do here. Great work, Mr. Trump.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 7d

Ew. A simple, “Thank you for your service” would suffice.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 8d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 9d

Diddy really wishing right now he listened to Trump and join the Epstein group rather than run his own racket.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 10d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 12d

#PeteHegshit #DeptOfWarOnAmericans

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 13d

Durbin, seen here, feeling pretty, pretty good about his negotiating skills.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 13d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 14d

Mr Beast: This is ridiculous. If anyone’s curious, we were never going to pay the guy any money. I mean come on, we DO have lawyers!!!

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 18d

This reminds me of the whole theory that Kanye’s odd/disturbing behavior is just some sort of Andy Kaufman performance artist bit. I found it interesting for a day or two but eventually Occam’s razor won out and, sadly, Ye was just being Ye.

Although… maaaaybe… one day… a big reveal… nope.