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Probe to Uranus
@probe2uranus.bsky.social
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🔞 MDNI-NSFW Level 41, bi/poly, amab (any/all). Gamer, nerd, weirdo, and pervert, here to share cool stuff I enjoy with the world and maybe make some friends along the way.
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Stuff I like, and will likely post/repost:

🚀 Sci-fi
⚔️ Fantasy
🎮 Gaming
💾 Retro tech
🐉 Kaiju
🔞 Pornography
⏳ History
🪐 Space
🦖 Dinosaurs
🌄 Outdoors
🎨 Art
💀 Morbid stuff
He needs to be featured on Death Battle or Superpower Beatdown. Who should he fight? 🤔 #Rapeman #wtf
Constant negativity and lack of vision from this AI:
Pure bias and AI misinformation:
How to smoke a cigar, a visual guide part two: #cigars #cigarfetish
How to smoke a cigar, a visual guide:
Wow, Google AI is super condescending and judgmental about my favorite superhero. #rapeman
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Smoking and sex are the best combo 😌
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I did this for a man the other night, right in the middle of the road. He had to pee, too, and used me accordingly. It was an honor.
Big sister (left) brings little sister (right) to her first college party and offers her her very first cigarette, in front of everyone, no less. Big moment. #smoking #smokingfetish #startsmoking
That way you can argue in court it wasn't incest, but masturbation.
I do. 12 years older. Turned me down. Too much of a normie.
I chicken out when bro brought it up. But the idea stuck in my head all week. So I seduced my best friend into letting me blow him the next weekend. After that I went back to big bro... but he wasn't very good.
My advice - bring it up. Tell her. Let her know how formative the possibility and the memory were. Too late can come too soon.
And now the sequel adds a new layer of tragedy. 😢

Is she still around? If so it's not too late. Too late for me, I'd need a shovel.
Don't just wait for your children to provide you with grandkids. Become an active participant.
This is the saddest one-sentence tragedy story I have ever read. 😔
Mom: So when do I get to meet my grandkids?
Son: How 'bout now?
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There’s something extra dirty and exciting about having your son unload on your face. 😊💦
This is the proper way for a lady to smoke a cigarette. All the girls I see irl are doing it wrong.