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Princess Pretty Ghoul

@princessprettygirl.bsky.social

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Harper,27,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI I woxld never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 29

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1h

my anesthesia is just starting to wear off and i'm like what has changed except i am in more pain? hope your's starts feeling better soon 🫂

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cassie @sandy.meangirls.online · 1h

they’re precision targeting my prostate tomorrow

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1h

in shrek King Harold refers to his "crusade wound" that means canonically shrek has some opinion on what is the true religion pretty wild stuff i'd say and big if true 🤔

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2h

i shouldn't be here i should be trapped in a bubble singing a siren song to beautiful women who want to quit smoking

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2h

i can't believe i went to the dentist today and my tooth hurts worse i love this country i hope it cost one million dollars

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2h

alright i'll ask what the fuck is shrek's vest made out of like is it bark or leather

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Aug 16

Why can't humans and horses have the same healthcare like what am I too good to be taken out back and shot for shame for shame on us all

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Nov 2

J.C Penneys: We Have That Lingerie Section That Made You Feel Weird As A Kid When Your Mom Made You Wait Just Outside It. Yeesh Have Fun Processing That In Therapy In Your Cute New Slacks That You Bought At J.C Penneys! J.C Penneys Why Haven't You Been Here In A Decade Try On Some Slacks Sometime

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Apr 4

I have never ever wanted matching couple things until these

a hat that says: my bitch got autism
another hat that says: Please be patient I have autism

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 19h

sometimes i feel like im a little perfect angel when i look in the mirror but sometimes i feel like im a little evil devil i believe the scientific for this is having a my melody day or a kuromi day respectfully

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

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A sign for a business office the first and only funny thing on the sign is "heteroflexible therapy" which is really what the practice is named and it is queer friendly just like an insane name though in my humble opinion

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

my apartment is also shoes off i'm trying to walk around barefoot without stuff sticking to my feet

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

just told my roommate that my therapist has a shoes off office and she looked at me like I was crazy like i wouldn't want to constantly keep my floors in my office clean either my therapist is right my roommate is wrong

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

just saw a man that made me feel like i need to tear off all of his clothes with my teeth my eyes literally turned into hearts but alas i hate him for i am The Bisexual Misandrist

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Jan 26

You want to know what else is fast and 3 inches long?

Hot Wheel ad from 1970
This is the fastest car in the world.
It's only 3 inches long. It's a Hot Wheels® Sizzlers with a real engine.

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

as much as it pains me to admit it carrie bradshaw was right i do want shoes but i feel like im more justified because of my size 13s

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

scam body massage quackery

Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

????

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

maybe we are connected in this vast and insidious conspiracy

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

[me, cool as a cucumber]:

hold up before you step any closer are you one of them you have to tell me if you're one of them i have a bomb so help me god if you're one of them i'll blow up i don't give a damn

fact: cucumbers are one of the least calm and cool vegetables think before you speak

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes when i am waiting for the doctor to come in the room i feel like im most definitely in some sort of non consensual psychology experiment like surely the doctor is torturing me for brain science why not after all im sure im a great specimen

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes i'll be waiting for my doctor for so long that i kinda forget where i am and then i look around and it's like oh no im not home and ive been not home for 1 billion years

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

help me step gang i'm stuck in the mystery machine

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

I love being in a zoom meeting totally unable to think because i ate too much pasta last night and now my body hates and also im horny because why not

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2d

crazy how my pubes look exactly like a welcome mat just be sure to wipe your feet before entering