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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · Oct 29

Hello twitter people, have an Ishtar to welcome y’all to the less bad place

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 1d

hera doin some freak shit

#splatnsfw #splatoonnsfw

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Maphu 🔞 @famafu.bsky.social · 2d

a falin for my moral

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 2d

goated beyong belief :)

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Xeal🐟MFF25🦈[Comms OPEN] @xeal.gay · 2d

Sketches that I never posted :)

UNTIL NOW

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Yella Kyuboing @lemonkyubun.bsky.social · May 21

"Look, it's...just a heat...you can turn the glove off...switch your bits, and it'll go away...
It....it'll go away...but...maybe just....a little longer..."

Horny ass rabbit can't stop daydreaming about men twice their size

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Xeal🐟MFF25🦈[Comms OPEN] @xeal.gay · 6d

That squirrel girl again. She's mean and temperamental but it's hot.

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Xeal🐟MFF25🦈[Comms OPEN] @xeal.gay · 6d

ajagagaoooo

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 5d

me being braver than any us marine staring at a pit i cant see the bottom of and jumping in

🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 5d

hes really pretty….

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fizz's zooka @fizzooka.bsky.social · 6d

moo

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 5d

HOLY MOLY

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Lastabond (YCH coms open, see pinned) @lastabond.bsky.social · 6d

OooooH! She said the thing!!!

#SplatoonNSFW #SplatoonOC #SplatNSFW #Slutoon

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 6d

wow the sluttification of stevie is absolutely insane ive been goin a little wild with it huh

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 8d

dress shopping can be challenging for Ishtar

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 8d

dress shopping can be challenging for Ishtar

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 9d

fax

🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 9d

ITS SO GOATED

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 13d

i blacked out and a picture of my sona all tied up appeared on my screen when i came to wtf i think a ghost is drawing shit on my ipad

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 11d

fuck… lancer is so damn fun and more people should play it

🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 13d

i blacked out and a picture of my sona all tied up appeared on my screen when i came to wtf i think a ghost is drawing shit on my ipad

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 13d

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 13d

Ares participating in locktober shenanigans
Cageless version under the cut
#splatnsfw #splatoonnsfw #locktober

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 16d

In this household we respect massive English teacher type hips

So Ishtar was obviously a good fit
#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw

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🔞pretzalcoatl🔞 @pretzalcoatl.bsky.social · 16d

In this household we respect massive English teacher type hips

So Ishtar was obviously a good fit
#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw

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Kardia @kardiapulse.bsky.social · 17d

Don't tell me Krile doesn't do live studies sometimes, her partners are always happy to help.

I drew this a few months back but touched it up with Sasamo's new fluff! Truly diabolical. Sorry for those who were looking for cute shippy art only.

#NSFW #kardiart #FFXIV #lalafell #wol #OC #shortstack

A picture of three shortstack women: the leftmost is in the foreground with an easel and table, painting a picture of the two on the right and has pale skin, light blue eyes and brunette hair. On the right are one with darker skin, bright orange eyes and cream yellow hair that ends in feathers; there are large patches of downy fluff of the same colors on her body. Underneath her is the third with pinkish hair, violet eyes and slightly ruddy skin. The latter two are engaging in SEXUAL ACTS with a strap on while reclined on a dark blue couch.

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