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Yankees, Politics, & Wrestling 🤼, Don’t Agonize, Organize! Fight GQP, Hard G GIF, Dev bug tester, NJ-05, Buffy Stan, Empathetic yet Sarcastic, Improv, Dogs Bruh, #RuthlessRepetition FTW If you’re reading this just do it and follow!

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · Feb 26

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?

It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!

When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums

There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 16h

WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 18h

VA DEMS …

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 20h

No one cares Eric

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 20h

There should just be a commercial of the destruction in progress, no voice over just natural sounds. Showing that it’s the White House, then “Vote for Democrats”.

And scene … fade to black

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 20h

At some point there has to be a prison break, right? It could come quick the way his polling numbers are coming in.

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

You have no choice. There’s greater forces at play here.

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

How much was meals on wheels and PBS?

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 1d

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Halloween Heater!!

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

If the reporters weren’t out in force after all those people dispersed and got a bite to eat … they don’t know how to do their job.

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

Well @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com ???

#NoKings

ConstantlyDumbfounded @imdumfounded.bsky.social · 1d

I'm still waiting for the diner conversations with No Kings attendees.

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

I replied so much, his account followed me and I won a legal weed for PA shirt.

I’m in NJ! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

Demand double

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

What’s it take again to vote Johnson out as speaker?

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 1d

Generic Ballot Polling:

🔵 DEM: 50%
🔴 GOP: 41%

Quinnipiac / Oct 20, 2025

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

Ermergerd, what a cuddle monster!

Boop!!!

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

He was the original government DOGE … Elmo copied him right down to the chainsaw.

We all knew this jabroni would fail hard.

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

Or have never ending cultural and musical events there that show the true diversity of the country.

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe I was duped by him. He was all over twitter with his wife, family, his DOGS! He was dunking on MAGAs and GQP every day. His meme game was strong AF.

Nothing even close to this. Sad

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

This is great all around.

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

Where is the Washington post and NYT? They should have reporters knocking on doors on farm country like they traveled to diners.

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Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

He’s 78 bruh

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly this part of the White House is gone.

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

Award tour - ATCQ

Count Funkula🦇 🌻🐸 ✊🏼📢⚖️ @pretefunkera.bsky.social · 1d

This is why #RuthlessRepetition is so critical. People speaking facts or rebutting lies have to repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat & then repeat again. Lurkers and normies / non political nerds usually have no idea and will just default to whatever they hear others saying. Truth or not